Muhammad Ali was also anti-alcohol, my dear sister.

Tackle football, in every way, is toxic: for brains, morality and society.

The joke’s on you, Trump’s EPA is three monkeys with no typewriters.

Toxic means “doesn’t make any money” you commie morons!

I can’t put my finger on just why, but I have a feeling he’s going to get a harsher punishment than that Stanford swimmer, even though the latter actually raped someone.

Our happiness or unhappiness is the result of our actions towards others and their ripple effects. That karma is built into the human level of the universe, the most abstract and human dimension of universal law (this because only we have free will to choose between good and evil, the mind to learn how to choose and a…

Wait, I thought that was sauerkraut?

Mind you, I’m in a legal weed state, so I have endless options.

FUUUUUUCK NO.

No lie, the “report a crime” telephone number in our area is:

You shouldn’t’ve boofed it, Kavanaugh.

a guy old enough to tuck in his T-shirt

Spielburg always did look like a doofus.

Are you saying the entire movie was about a joyride gone wrong?

And let’s not forget that this is an article about an article.

Pedantry Warning!

Short-term: callous disregard for those in poverty.

I am voting for the first time in over 30 years of eligibility, all because I was shitting bricks waiting to see if my state voted for that evil fuck (luckily, our state voted Dem). I’m not making that mistake again, my friend.

No, Trump knows he’s lying which makes it bullshit not horseshit.

Selfish control has always been the object of the US Govt’s foreign and domestic policies, and those blinded by their selfish greed can never see the repercussions of their actions, which is because they don’t give a fuck.