I’ll have two of whatever she had.

Send Jason after the GOP, that’s how.

Blacker than Alex Haley’s.

I never said or implied he was useless, just that he is damaged goods because once a big man’s back is fucked-up, it’s just a matter of time.

E-VER

What, you don’t call Putin a mob boss?

Louis CK as The Flash?

I betcha Minaj couldn’t give her one reason.

Dwight’s “sore ass” is the result of his back issues, which would have already been terminal for his career were it not for the stupid fucks who run most NBA franchise front offices.

I smell sarcasm and a strong grasp of reality. Well done, indeed.

TRUMP HAS NEVER BEEN GOOD AT BUSINESS.

But the musician IS THE monster.

You must not have Catholics in your family.

The sweet smell of family betrayal is once again in the air

There are only two problems with the Celts:

Why not neither?

Stephen King and William Gibson are great twitter reads.

Is it love to just silently let an alcoholic drink themself to death?

When-you’re-a-fucking-cunt

You’re right, but it’s not because of endemic poverty.