but if Josh Gordon is worth a fifth rounder, how is Amari worth a first rounder?

Pro Bowlers?

It’s like you’re expecting logic from people in 2018.

The Cavs got hit in the equilibrium.

No, it’s because they like to eat their poop, just like all other dogs, and don’t wipe or wash their asses.

Season tix and a condo suite on the house. Start the kickstarter.

Trump’s in his 70s. It’s a rich person thing. They are not tethered to reality, responsibility or respect.

More like, “We made more sense when we did drugs.”

Justin Bieber’s dad called and said that’s what he’s supposed to look like.

People operating at a spiritual level? The fuck?

He also delivered beaucoup $$$ to the corps, which has predictably funnelled tons of cash back into those evil fucks.

FiveThirtyEight got the ‘16 election pretty wrong

Thanks for playing.

The only purpose of all forms of the Love Religion of God is to become consumed by love for God and for all our fellow human beings in an active, selfless, charitable way.

Sponsored by Beer. The more you drink the more money we make.

That is why there is religion. This vast..... SUBSTANTIALITY, of EVERYTHING. It makes me happy. Just reading this article right now made me incredibly happy to not be such a doofus. So yes, of course, I would LOVE for others to understand what I know to be true that our soul lives beyond our body and will be able to…

It’s telling that philosophers are completely left off the chart.

But they can’t even account for 5/6ths of the universe or where the dark energy that has powered the continued expansion of the Big Bang come from.

because that shit would be funny

The universe ends when the dark energy that counteracts the force of universal gravitation is stopped, after which the Big Crunch will occur.