Resist the trolls! They are out in force.

If you’re going to come onto Jezebel and mansplain breastfeeding, you’re going to get some pushback. Opening with the boob joke and closing with “... a year of breastfeeding is enough.” is just asking for it.

What else do you have to say about this subject, Jezebel man?

Thanks for the chuckle, my friend.

You can stop projecting your wife’s feelings about you any time!

Wow, you people are mean.

Take the loss, man. Nobody wanted manpinions on breastfeeding.

Yeah, take that, moms who can’t nurse!

Oh, it’s your WIFE’S opinion that’s bad? That changes everything!

You could have just... not posted, and gone on with your day, but now we gotta drag you.

Maybe you should be less of a smarmy creep.

Pumping into plastic is not as pure as straight-from the nipple.

I feel that you should stop telling others what to say and not say.

As long as it ain’t cornhold, you’re alright by me.

Score one more for legal weed.

My wife also felt the sad, especially after our 2nd and last, but she knew it was best for them both and endured it.

I blame the fathers for not wanting those boobs back; my few years away felt like an eternity. ;-)

This definitely needs a qualifier on “bumpy”.

It’s destined to go down as the most unsubtle demonstration in the history of protest.

College football is a conspiracy of racist narcissistic sociopaths, so this man’s nature is a feature not a bug.