It goes without saying that nothing can excuse his behavior, yet the extent of how CTE affects different people is almost certainly understated, with impulse control being a primary symptom.

Donkey in the face, elephant in the race.

Don’t count out the Ottawa Rough Riders.

But the education, maaaaaaan.

I don’t hate anyone but I hope he dies of face-first flesh eating bacteria.

This needs more love.

No. They just need to regulate idiot drivers.

Pucker or overfilled?

She looks so much better as a brunette.

Eyes of an alcoholic, as many of them are.

S/He’s a Native Australian, so s/he’d better be.

That was very funny and clever, you must be a fun guy.

Alternate Headline:

Thanks, Doc, you’re doing the Lord’s work here in EPIC FASHION.

Well giving $10 to the GOP is evil, how much more so $100K?

Someone needs to inform the orange dipshit that we at least we know those “rogue killers” were in the Turkish Saudi consulate at the time of the murder.

What?! A white man who makes $millions from his mostly minority unpaid workers does shady shit?

Those full of fear are not really on The Way.
— Rumi

What!? You guys have a newsletter? Why didn’t anyone tell me?

So the white guy making $millions off of unpaid mostly minority labor is ok with the system?