I do know one person who is definitely not trying to control Kanye’s mind: Kanye.

Rockin’

I don’t know about y’all’s kids, but that’s why mine are here at all.

“Now Danny Ainge, he’s a motherfucker.”

Civilized people don’t need a law to do what’s right and not do what’s wrong.

This is not an acceptable endeavor for a civilized society.

Those buildings with the bricked-up bottom-floor windows that pepper our cities’ landscapes have housed men of power for centuries now.

Many of the movies in the criminal genre stand as American classics.

ANYONE WHO IS NOT PISSED OFF ABOUT THIS IS NOT A HUMAN BEING!!!

I’ve been calling Thibs a motherfucker for two days now.

*sniffles* I needed that, man. *blows nose*

Dammit.

Five times worse than his brother with twice as many rings.

Then you better like shitty fast food.

Look at you in that box, playing five on five.

Of all the diverse people I’ve had the pleasure to be around in my nearly half-century on this beautiful, tortured Earth, the most beautiful people I’ve ever had the pleasure to be befriended by were Somali. They were people who truly understood how much of a blessing it is to be in America, this land of plenty.

There is no such thing as a sad cheese sandwich, Ms. Ehrenkranz.

You called me an idiot and then spoke about self-delusion and now you’re defending yourself.

And Franz Kafka’s love child with M. C. Escher can go fuck itself.

Lauren, stop bogarting that joint.