It’s a Kavanaugh joke.

Man, that article housed the greatest commentariat rant of all time.

Hmm, I figured dude would already be covering his tracks by checking himself into rehab or something.

Let’s party, Gritty. WHAT YOU GOT?!

I like how the rich don’t care to read history.

You’re correct except for the “kindler, gentler” part.

Exactly how many Biffs aren’t assholes, Ms. Reese?

you’re making it pretty hard

Watch it? I’ll fucking pay to watch it.

Really, like those giant incisors could actually maim anything but its own collarbone. Fucker would need a blender and a straw to consume anything.

In fairness, “now” does include “for forever”.

Furthermore, it used to be illegal.

I think the guillotine is a better option with all the sponsorship possibilities Gillette et al can provide.

All that matters is that he’s fine with protecting and enabling child rapists in order for the coffers to remain full.

I love the “My father and husband will one day go to jail for many years” look on her face.

That is either a very subtly fine dig or a too-telling look into who you find attractive.

Kinja replied for you.

The lead in the tap water really is working.

Allow me quote Kyle Reese:

Saying “Our society contains intrinsic flaws that the current political environment has exasperated” doesn’t quite have the same gravitas as shouting “THIS SHIT IS FUCKED-UP YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS”.