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It is indeed. I don't think they published many copies. A great weapons platform, truth be told. More unique than a suburban at any rate. I'd hit it

I believe an armored Ford Centurion should do the trick nicely.

What happens when a Chevy Impala sets itself on fire?

Know that feel, bro.

Jesus. It looks like the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had a rectal dysfunction all over the inside. It was good until then.

NP. 4x4 conversion and modernized running gear. Would make a heckuva mud-bus.

Pshht. God invented turbo lag to let the V8 in the next lane think he had a chance.

Wonder if I could just convert my old e30 to a diesel.

Or yo know, the venerable RB20/25. That seems to do pretty well too! There's a million replacements for losing your shorts at the pump.

Are you kidding me?

You're absolutely spot on. I remember once, in some training seminar for a tech company that was dumb enough to have me, I was futzing over some hardware disassembly and the entire world dropped out and faded to grey for what I felt was only a few seconds. Woke up and my group was staring at me rather intently and…

I still peg the blame on the Prius that skiffed over a lane, if that was the story that I remember.

Wow. I have to tread carefully here, because lord knows what condition she has, if any. Epileptics in these parts, I believe, don't have much hope of achieving a driver's license unless there is clear evidence of solid mitigation of the risks through medication or other means.

Is *that* who those weenies are? I was wondering. And I AM being utterly serious.

I believe you win, sir. Someone fire off a dispatch to the Ford bunker and get rolling on this.

Much better than this refresh by an old and failing brand.

Excellent. No stuffing that cat back in the bag. Cease and desists on game day are automatically null and void.

Well, did they run it? Not near a television.