Looks like the rest of her should balance out the supposed forward weight bias just fine.

Ah. I live for this. It's nice to actually see a good rivalry. Yes Ford may have their nickers in a twist, but that's the game and how it will probably be played. I'd like to see more of this, simply because it has the effect of polarizing the market a bit, making it leaner and more competitive. Welcome to the…

As mentioned, gmt400's. Tail end of the 80's, so still in the running. I can walk down a couple city blocks in any direction and spot at least one silverado/sierra/tahoe/yukon/suburban.

I think that restoring the interior, not completely gleaming, but giving it new life as something that has an appropriate amount of wear would match the stated objective much better. Yeah, a faded dash, and well worn but not torn up seats. That stuff. Keep the exterior as is. Then you have something worth writing…

Amen. Though equipped with the 1.5 carb'd engine, I still pull hella miles out of my '87 rexxie. If I could have found an HF, I'd have taken it.

Chiefly, TD.com and thedodgegarage were among my first references. Having a photographic memory helps. And you know the great thing, most of what I learnt during my tenure in TD applies to every other vehicle I've owned, TD or not. The simplicity of the engineering is a helluva beautiful flower when planted in…

Watch out for those brakes!

My own pedigree is as follows, in order:

Well, at the risk of stepping across the line into arguing semantics, sleeper is defined as faster than you think it is, and largely unthought of as sporty by the general populace.

Exactly Mr. Frawley. Exactly. I think if stolen, the best a thief could do was to sell it by the pound.

This may be a call for me to turn in the ole Jalop Card, but let me be the devil's grocery getting advocate for a moment.

Haters gonna hate. I think this is a promising little beast.

So they reinvented a kitchen appliance twice did they?

Betcha it is just some test engineer's sense of humor. Albeit largely misplaced, but, hell, because DukesCar.

Not directly related, this part. Usually scan the classifieds for vehicles that would cost appreciably more in the spring. Buy them. It's a good pressure release.

It's already been touched on earlier in the comments, but once more for good measure:

I wonder if you could tune a spritzier to give out Satan Waves. I think it would make for a good low speed chase through the suburbs.

They actually threw a case out that was made on those grounds here, thank goodness. That said, if they see you, they will find something to nick you with instead. Better to just let the animals take care of the animals.

Sound like a pack of sasquatch passionately making love to a discarded mattress. Especially on the backswing after it's passed the camera.

So a subaru forester full of pussy.