OMFG TACO BELL'S BEEF USES TACO SEASONING??!?!?!?!1?!!?!/!/1!

@msafiri: If you were a spy taking flash photos of secret documents you'd be caught in a heartbeat.

C'mon people. The guy only developed the film in the hopes he'd get naked pictures of some hot chick.

@ikbestani: does step 3 say "Sell your assets?"

@RomLewisForty: Someone give this guy a star!

Easy.

@jcrane2: Apparently Gary Cutlack has no family...

I don't get it.

I <3 Instagram

@ivan256: Bicycle helmets are designed for single impact.

I wouldn't be too worried about an ice-skater's shoe.

@ivan256: flexible shell = skull fracture + concussion

I play hockey and I've had at least 3 (documented) concussions. The issue with conventional helmets is that they protect against one thing: Skull Fractures.

@Scott Messinger: enjoy your working, slow laptop!

Oh Gizmodo, such a handsome lot...

sandpaper is also lint free...

I finally have what I need to fulfill my lifelong goal of f-ing around with dolphins!

I'd totally do this if I didn't play hockey once a week.

For some strange reason, 90% of the guys on my hockey team all wear Blundstones. Myself included.

Provided your bandwidth requirements aren't super high, you guys might save some money if you just split a single wireless connection.