This is a lie.

Uh, if you didn't use Powerpoint it isn't a Powerpoint.

I live in a 3rd floor apartment, and thus have no basement access.

it's a sailboat

This is pretty cool.

The REAL reason Jesus posted this:

WHERE IS MANKRIKS WIFE?!?!!1111

What is Montreal's Olympic Stadium doing on the moon?

I don't get it... What does an old white guy need refugee protection for?

@ps61318: uh... I got Park Place.. what do you want for Boardwalk?

could they have picked douchier hosts?

They need an awareness campagin for those Russian "celebrities"

Everybody knows what happened with the Dharma Initiative...

it's a sailboat

does this fix the attenuation problem?

@MagicTrackpad: This meets my eggspectations for comments on Gizmodo.

this + kamasutra iPad app = win

Why are you posting this now when it was originally posted in July and it's starting to get chilly in Canada.

pffft... this one actually works!

awesome I have Gamecenter! and no games to play on it... :-(