that girl's faceplant into the pillar at 0:47 is the best.

Of course it happens. Every Thursday at 8/7c on CBS.

Pall Mall FTW!

Will this actually give me directions? Or will it just incessantly keep telling me to "Stay on target! Stay on target!"?

so THAT'S why you need to put a condom on the iPhone 4...

wow. that sucked.

@schunniky: seriously? Come to Toronto and ride our joke of a subway system and call me in the morning.

At first I thought, "They light up! How can these be bad?"

By Eastern Canada does he mean Eastern Time like we use here in Toronto GMT-5? Or does he mean ACUTAL Eastern Canada as in the Maritimes and Atlantic Time GMT-4. Or does he mean WAY east and Newfie Time GMT-3:30?

My top ideas are all about sex. Is that normal?

I wonder if he just took 36 shots down his pants and sent it to Kodak...

still waiting to see the guy who can actually play it...

@Kyle VanHemert: i see what u did there

@McMike: there are 15 seven year olds lost at sea?

@Anonymoose: I CAN HAS FISHBURGER?

and still the battle of cheetos rages on...

this would be awesomer if there weren't mistakes in it. What he has down as "The Cafe Latte" is actually Cafe-au-lait, which isn't the same thing.

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords.

"My parents sent me to China with two goals: to improve my Chinese before shipping off to college in the fall; to learn about Chinese culture and how China works from an inside perspective."

screw the Euro!