yes!!! this is in my neighborhood!!! can i get paid to eat/ogle and report back?

Is left shark MENSTRUATING?

Would a straight male look out of place there eating and drinking by himself for a few hours? Asking for a friend.

Tallywackers?? The obvious counterpart to HOOTERS is PECKERS!

I thought we were supposed to not feel sexual needs at all.

Because straight women are supposed to pretend that they’d prefer to see boobs so their male partners will think they’re “cool”.

It really upsets me that Twin Peaks is not actually a David Lynch Twin Peaks themed restaurant.

o’nutters

I always take my son’s peewee football team out to Tallywackers if they win a game. Wieners on me, boys!

I am now more glad that I treated my husband to a couple of dinners at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and that “Irish” one. He totally owes me this. When do we get one in my neighborhood?

I was in agreement with you, Leslie, until the last paragraph. I lived in Taiwan for almost two years, and Subway was like a sandwich oasis in the middle of a culinary desert. I actually liked the food there for the most part, but, when I wanted meat and cheese between two slices of bread, my choices were either…

One time in LA, I watched a dude order a double meat Seafood Sensation / Cheesesteak hybrid. He sheepishly looked at me and said “Surf and Turf”. Haven’t had Subway since.

Besides that, it’s owned and operated by Doctor’s Associates, Inc.

I’m sure fundamentalist Christians will be donating $500k+ to a Kickstarter for her...right about now.

“It would be a lot funnier if she was attractive, I don’t like looking at ugly women. What’s wrong with me not wanting to look at ugly things?”

“It’s about violently dominating anyone that stands between you and what you want.”

Don’t let the door rape you on the way out.

Cut him some slack, guy. Everyone knows men can't be funny.