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Is it body-shaming (face-shaming?) if I say that his face utterly and completely creeps me out? I mean, Cheney looks like a cartoon villein and Santorum looks like an adult youth counselor and Rand Paul looks like a clown wig mated with a third-tier infomercial actor, but Cruz just creeps me right the fuck out.

You were born without a hymen? That means you were BORN A WHORE, probably.

I imagine it to be something like a chia pet. Only hymen-y. “Huh-huh-huh-Hymen!”

Ooh a regrowing visible hymen you say? And what of women like me who never had one to begin with? Also masturbation? I guess that’s a sin. Maybe man could grow a new foreskin every time they fuck a new girl? This dude is a total fucking joke and I absolutely hate him. Ugh.

Apparently he thinks it’s only infidelity if it’s P in V, though, so that gives everyone a lot of leeway.

I feel like it allows men (writers, characters, whatever) to objectify women in a way that is beyond what even our society finds acceptable. When a female is a machine, she is literally an object to be used and, as you say, to project upon. There is no need to be concerned about her inner being or other social

My thoughts exactly. I can recognize it’s just an extension of women objectification and the still existing desire to control women through alternate forms.

None. I got my period the morning of the wedding and I have menorrhagia (thankfully just in amount and not length, my period just wants to happen all at once). I was also recovering from a health issue that made it difficult to fly, so our honeymoon was just us driving back to our home state with my mother.

So on our

Good point about Hyde having to be re-approved, and No, Congress can’t arbitrarily extend its reach - it clearly says ‘taxes’. Not fees, fines, illegal gains, etc.

Is it creepy that I came here just to read the fucking comments?

Mr. Short is exactly right. Everyone knows the sugar and spice in your ladybrains interacts with the radio frequencies transmitted from your bathing suit area to create a transgenic field that keeps women from being good at chess, math, writing, ninjutsu, and other man things. It’s basic science that every dude knows

I've been working on a tub of cherry vanilla and refuse to let it go. Haven't gotten sick yet. Also, I'm pretty sure Blue Bell is the one company that can bounce back from this. Their homemade vanilla is what dreams are made of. When it happened to that one yogurt company, people looked at them sideways. Now people

That Russian guy who was big in the 90s also made similar comments about women chess players - he refused to play any of the female grandmasters because ostensibly he considered them to be inferior to his intellect, but I’m guessing he was afraid of losing to a girl.

So, he’s using the old sexist argument that men are better at war and thus tactics, while women are better at running society and thus should raise the kids and stay home.

He don’t good with verbals, being man. SCIENCE.

Just noting that so far as product recalls go, Blue Bell’s been setting the standard - they apologized, took (multiple) action(s), and apologized again.

Chess masters always seem to be such assholes. This guy would probably have a meltdown if he played Mall Madness and his item cost $5 more or that he had to try again later.

In the same vein, I once made chicken pot pie for a pun-loving stoner’s birthday, and the slight herb flavor was a delicious addition. Less easy, but similarly dangerous.

That was the most delightfully tacky store when I was in junior high. We didn’t have a VS back then so your “sexy” outfit would be some kind of black plastic trash bag fabric fashioned to be a mini skirt or bras made of lace so cheap that it hurt your skin. Lace that hurt.