I watched that video and someone starting slicing onions right in the middle of it or something, dammit!

Damn you, Fred Rogers, you just made me burst into tears.

When I was 8 I insisted on inviting the boy from my class (who had behavioural problems, due to a poor family life) to my birthday party. Other parents took my mum aside to ask her ‘if she was sure’. My mum was worried and checked with my, and apparently I replied that I knew he didn’t get invited to parties a lot,…

When it comes to dealing with the world’s assholes and atrocities, I live by the words of Mr. Fred Rogers.

It’s been raining outside literally all day and now, apparently, also on my face.

1) People are the fucking worst

Jezebel needs more writers who can appreciate history that predates the interwebs. Thank you.

Now I almost want to go to Target and see the carnage. I wonder if my local SF Target had the same results?

Agree with Tom + Lorenzo but LOL at “costumers.” I had to fight with my phone to even get it to allow that spelling.

The way she is holding this like brass knucks says it all. Step off bitches.

The Pledge of Allegiance was written in August 1892 by the minister Francis Bellamy. Bellamy had hoped that the pledge would be used by citizens in any country.

This is a magnificent specimen of a forced smile. She is indeed a gifted actress.

“Hey Amy, I’ve got this new film I’m working on with, of course, Jennifer Lawrence, and I was just wondering....”

Fiscally, death row costs more and it doesn’t work as a deterrent. It’s morally reprehensible even if everyone on death row were actually guilty, and they’re not. I can of no reason the death penalty exists except revenge. Revenge is imperfect, we don’t operate on Batman justice. And even Batman doesn’t kill.

Here’s some ideas and discussion for you; a substantial percentage of the people your country executes are innocent. The system is biased against poor people and people of color, and yet folks would rather “fix” the methods of execution than fix the means by which justice is supposedly administered. Also, when you use…

Huzzah for sex tourism!

Thank you Joel McHale. I’d extend that moratorium to the new usage of the term “curated.” Putting a bunch of makeup samples in a box does not make you a “curator.”

I hope he runs under his real name.

I’m curious about these programs. I don’t have kids of my own, but when I was growing up, I was in a lot of programs that taught how to manage emotions, but those were only available in “special education.” For some reason, learning how to properly handle your emotions was seen as something only dysfunctional people…