Gotta love how all the judgment is thrown that the woman, and not at any of the 25 dudes who had sex with her, presumably quite well aware of what was going on.

An old job that cut me due to a merger owed me an extra day off so on my last day I just got up and left midway through.

That is a star employee who is going places!!

Friday my bf and I went to Chipotle. He always asks for extra cheese, and is similarly disappointed. Well this time the girl behind the counter took both hands, grabbed massive amounts of cheese and dumped it on the burrito. Twice. I guess I looked surprised when she did it because she said "The man asked for extra…

I'd been working in the same downtown pub for 5 years (great little hole in the wall, so fun, but super dodgy sometimes, very blue-collar clientele/white collar slum spot) and had somehow managed to be the only server there who'd never been assaulted. Never shoved, bitten, spit on, hit, etc. Like I said, dodgy.

SIX PICKLES IS SUFFICIENT.

MORE PICKLES FOR THE PICKLE GOD! OM NOM NOM

So I would just like to put this out in the world, BCO has made me a better diner and that makes me proud. On Friday I was out with friends, attending a Feminist/We Hate Men (not really, but some people think that's what the word means...) book reading. Afterward, giddy we went to a bar next door and made lots of…

Confession time: I have a somewhat insane Subway order, in that I like just a massive amount of black olives on my sub. I know this is weird based on the reaction I get when I ask for "lettuce, tomato and just a ridiculous amount of black olives." Usually the person making the sandwich laughs, and they always remember…

Who needs that many pickles?! Clearly that was that woman's first visit to planet earth.

Just start with one thing at a time, and once you’ve mastered each one, you can combine them. Don’t try to do too many things at once or it can be overwhelming. Start with basics: how to scramble eggs, how to boil rice, how to saute chicken, how to cook pasta, how to steam vegetables, etc. Once you’ve mastered the…

I’m a liberal in the military, so....yea. Serving does not necessarily make one a conservative war-hawk. So long as you don’t spout off anything about “how the military is” (because you're almost guaranteed to be wrong, so why make the statement??) you'll probably be fine.

This is what your liability insurance is for. R can’t collect directly from your car manufacturer. He would collect from your insurance company, and they would seek repayment from the manufacturer. I know the risk of having increased premiums sucks, but it’s better than trying to defend a lawsuit. Let your insurance…

I think you are pretty much me. I know that my twenty-five + years of virginity is a result of some serious intimacy issues; I get really uncomfortable when the prospect of sex presents itself. Just knowing that someone likes me makes me nervous!

Sisterly advice needed! I am a 26-year-old “virgin who can’t drive” (except I can drive) and I’ve started online dating in recent months. My experience with dating/men in general is limited to a few drunken makeout sessions in high school and college. I had a date this weekend that happened to involve no drinking and…

It’s from the sermon on the mount, the specific instructions re:public/private prayer is in Matthew 6:5-8. There are other parts of the bible that reiterate this, and Jesus never publicly prays (he’ll give blessings and thanks, as well as preach to his followers, but not actual prayers. He is frequently described as…

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I will always star this gif because I love Schmidt so much.

First you let a witch bless your legislature, and next thing you know you’re diverting aid to Hogsmeade and spending half your defense budget on developing anti-Dementor weapons. It’s a slippery slope, Iowa.

This is what pisses me off about hypoChristians. They can dish it out (PUT GOD BACK IN SCHOOLS, LET US PRAY AT COMMENCEMENT, BLAH BLAH JESUS) but they can’t take it. You want religion allowed in the public sphere, fine, but don’t act like whiny babies when it’s not your personal one.