a thousand stars for you!!

I liked the hamburger cook-off episode. Didn't April buy a stuffed black crow at the convenience store/meat store?

Awwww

Plano just enacted a ban on businesses discriminating against gender identity and sexual orientation. Woohoo!

I like to think it's a joke about him shooting blanks. wink wink

At first, I thought Buster was Miranda Hart! I had to take a second look.

It's hard for me to look at those ads because Lara's husband is 100x better than Justin Bieber. All I see is revulsion on her face.

I'm so happy for all of her success. I've been a big fan ever since she stole every scene in Doubt. I was kind of meh on the film as a whole but walked out of the theater consumed with her performance.

He likes traditional marriage? Remind me how much he paid for his wife?

I realize this is post is for jerk customers but can I brag about my server this weekend? I went to Dunkin Donuts on Saturday afternoon, craving their crullers. There was a bunch of people sitting at tables, playing games. I didn't catch what the person in front of me said but I got the feeling she was a jerk, and…

See! If only those women that were raped by Cosby had gone to the police and had rape kits done, they could have their tests sitting in some damp basement.

I wonder if they originally cast her because they wanted some synergy between the NBC Apprentice show and the NBC Cosby show that was being developed?

So, basically they're saying men want to be:

I'd love this! No more sitting next to some stinky guy or fucking manspreading!

I'll go along with the majority assumption that the employer is crappy but I'll point out that from my perspective it's a good joke. I would gladly love to blame my employer for not being able to spend "quality" time with some of my family members. It's a "get out of jail free" card. Oh noes, I have to work and…

your cat has a great nose!!

Mmm, currently crushing on Tobias Menzies.

Oh man, I dodged a bullet. Was looking/thinking about little stocking items for my new SIL and thought about a blank notebook. Glad I decided against it.

Mmmm, this Streisand Effect is warming the cockles in my heart.

I'm from Texas, my mom is from Missouri. I recognized that divinity right off. That divinity sold in stores in the shape of logs looks nasty to me. It should be little clouds like on her video IMO.