that cat is awesome!

I'm drunk as fuck, watching Harry Potter (perfect Christmas movie IMO), waiting for my olive pizza to be ready. Woohoo!

At university a fairly hot guy in my social group gave himself a ridiculous stick-and-poke tattoo. From then on I couldn't see the hotness, only the dumbness.

Love the pic of Lady Bird!!!

My grandmother hated FDR; she would approve of your comment

Look at that manspread!!!

Just gave my kitties a pre-Christmas gift of catnip. I had to put the bag in the garage because one of them kept finding it, tearing up bags and boxes to get to it.

Are you saying toilet paper wouldn't be a use?

As a great man once said, "Oops!"

I took driver's ed too long ago to recall this being the same in my city. But this is intriguing and I'm going to start looking at the lines here.

It's funny b/c I live in a deeply Republican city but they spend tons on libraries, schools and rec centers. I think I pay about $120 a year. I go to the nicest one, which has a lap pool, an indoor pool with lazy river and an outdoor pool. They also have extra rooms to host birthday parties or meetings next to the…

Can you imagine if you found a secret room to set up a bed and store your clothes at that place?! You could live there! For $200 a month!

I applaud you!

Uh oh, sounds like one of the swamp monsters got loose from the lakes in the Ozarks.

I was in London over the holidays a few years ago and saw a roasted chestnuts trolley at a fair. Was so excited because of singing about them for years. BLEH, so nasty. I threw the bag away after taking a small bite of one and immediately spitting it out. They were super gross.

white people are the worst

5 internet points for mentioning wheatsville co-op!!! i'm wearing one of their shirts right now

Surely they were leftover from Princess Margaret's wild and crazy years.

I like to think they're giving her the rope to hang herself.

Ok, I get it now. Jerry Sandusky was just giving those kids a "learning experience." It's the child's fault that he didn't just leave or say stop. Mr. Sandusky was just fumbling a kiss with them, it wasn't real rape. It was the kid's fault that they knew him. If he had been a stranger it would have been rape-rape…