You must literally be awful at parties. I don’t even imagine people brushing off the simple fact that you arrived, it’s probably like oh great here’s that incel weirdo who blames women for everything, it’s significantly less enjoyable here now that that guy arrived. 🙁

If Ghostbusters taught me anything it’s “Don’t cross the streams.”
He crossed the streams.

Next we'll see him streaming from his cell.

“someone being a cheater doesn’t make them worth less”

Er, yes it does. Unless you meant “worthless”, which is fair.

nick offerman plays the ghost of grumpy cat

Infamous was cool. But i was more of a fan of the Prototype game that came out at the same time 

Wholesome? Or Some(a)Hole?

To be fair, from what I’ve heard, the video game tie-in for X-Men Origins: Wolverine was pretty good.

A friend of mine has Alpha-Gal Syndrome (a SEVERE red meat allergy from tick bites, which is becoming more popular) and this would have had her hospitalized, if not worse.

I know people think they’re cute and funny, commenting about indignant vegans (even so, stop lambasting people for their dietary choices), but ANY…

Cool, people like me with soy allergies would get sick and have no idea why. Changing a person's order without asking or informing them is stupid and dangerous. 

This is the 3rd millennium. ANYTHING is a verb if you want it to be.

Oh, Cecilia.

Raw onions overpower the flavor of whatever they’re on and the sooner they stop being a default topping for sandwiches and salads, the better.

Hey, it’s not my fault raw tomatoes taste like snot.  Engineer me one that tastes like a cooked tomato fresh off the vine and I’ll eat ‘em like apples.

What type of marriage do you want defended exactly? Do you want the “traditional marriage” of the 1800's that was a property exchange between the husband and the woman’s father? Or do you want the “traditional marriage” of the 1950's when it was legal to rape and beat your wife?

Eating shellfish and wearing clothing made of two kinds of fabric is also a sin. There a dozens of sins listed in the bible that are routinely ignored. If it was actually important to the christian faith, it would have been one of the ten commandments. 

Does it have to be with your sister?

I drove my old truck with leaking AC for years. Wasn’t worth fixing it. Now and then if the summer got hot enough I would buy a can of refrigerant with leak sealer and charge it, by the time it emptied the worst of the heat was over.

So... basically what SantaBarbarianLS6 is already doing right now?