Almost the exact same experience I had at the Grindhouse showing I went to. I went into Death Proof with a lot of good will built up, and I _wanted_ to enjoy it. But it was just so unrelentingly bad for so long!

I call them the Idiot Parade.  Everybody knows exactly who I'm talking about immediately.

Death Proof. There’s a car chase at the end of the movie, but first you have to sit through what seems like 14 hours of what Tarantino thinks is scintillating dialog, but is actually Tarantino dialog (fucking awful). Not worth it, play with Hot Wheels instead.

Very similar, but getting progressively less dark.

Fuck, dude... I pointed out the dog shit and you stepped right in it anyway. On purpose. You made yourself the asshole, and for what?

That’s...an interesting take. I’ve been vegetarian all my life and know many others who are. We have various reasons for eating vegetarian... ethical, ecological, health-related, religious, all kinds of reasons.  I can't think of one who decided to become a vegetarian just to make life harder, but not TOO much harder.

You won’t change any minds by excoriating people. You’ll only close them, drive people away from your cause.

“This has nothing to do with the non-existent situation in Ukraine. No, the Cosmonauts wore those colors because they... uh, they just got off-shift at their second jobs at Ikea.  That's it."

If the propagandists don't cover the auto industry (or at least lies and distortions about the auto industry), you should bitch at them until they do.  Rather than bitching here that a story doesn't enforce your distorted worldview.

Nobody should try to tell others what to eat, or bully them about their choices. This usually is what vegans are accused of, but nobody mentions that the “You should add bacon to that vegan dish—everything’s better with bacon!” crowd are just as obnoxious.

It may be worse for Russia to have Papa John’s open than closed, honestly. Maybe Chipotle should reopen there, too, to spread food poisoning someplace that deserves it for a change.

I think airlines should make mask requirements permanent. Even if we wipe out COVID and influenza completely, masks should be required just to infuriate the type of shitlickers that freak out about them.

What was factually incorrect here?

Why are YOU here? You obviously want propaganda that fits your worldview and not actual facts. Go to Fox “News” or OAN. They’ve got what you’re looking for.

“We have heard the negative reaction to our latest wonderful game and understand that the we have made a mistake.

And you’re commenting that there should be no posts about Musk in an article about Musk. You are actively working against your stated cause. THAT’S silly.

They should spend more time covering important things like the guy holding a gun to your head and forcing you to click on Musk-related articles.  That's gotta be rough!

That apparently takes too much time. I guess I’ve been doing it wrong all this time, because not only do I alternate, but sometimes I outright pause between bites! I didn’t realize that every meal should be handled like a competitive eating event and I should be packing it in as fast as possible.

Does anyone really believe that the Jalopnik staff like the slideshows? They’re obviously a corporate mandate that all the GMG sites are required to participate in. I’m sure the Jalopnik folks would love to skip the slideshows if they could. Constantly bitching about it here is like screaming in a MacDonald’s because…

It sounds like it’s destined to be terrible, but I’m not going to write it off. We got one of the best comedies of the 80's based on a board game, so who knows?