We are all riding through the cosmos on Spaceship Earth

If you’re a fan of Stiglitz, you should look up what he has to say about Trump and his fascist tendencies. And get off Obama already. I love how you want to be critical of his economy when economists worldwide acknowledged he was inheriting a shitshow.

But that’s besides the point because TRUMP is unfortunately…

I greatly prefer a plane bathroom to an O’Hare Terminal 1 bathroom. Those things are always a total wreck.

From their website:

And if I think rats are adorable? 

They are nothing more than very agile rats with bushy tails.

a picnic lunch with a squirrel asleep in your lap

I think it’s not because the pretzel is the main focus, but instead a source of the crunch and saltiness that should be present. Take 5 is easily the best mainstream candy available, I wonder if they have a dark chocolate version...

There’s a pot shop in my old neighborhood a building that used to be a bank.  They kept one of the teller windows so you can slide them your ID, then they buzz you in.

I really love Take 5 bars. My boss was once asking everyone what their desert island snacks and/or candy was and I easily answered Take 5. If I only ever get to eat one candy for the rest of my days why not pick the one that has all my favorite types of candy in one? I feel pretty lucky that most of the corner stores…

Eh. I’m a fairly frequent commenter across GMG, and I’ve never had a bad interaction with Angrier Geek.

Call me crazy, but I just don’t think you should use a belt on your kids.

Hells yeah! Classic Taco Bells that are now Thai food, or insurance sales, or dentists always crack me up.

As streaming services basically become cable TV and every media company starts to hole-up in its own proprietary streaming service, there is definitely an argument to be made for the renewed viability of, if not physical media, than at least media you can personally own.

Can we get Topher Grace to do an UnSmashed Cut?

(As a side note: We need a name for used cars that look clean but are full of secret problems. For a new car, that’s a lemon. What about old stuff?)

May doesn’t need a gun or backup. Because it’s May.

No, it doesn’t make sense at all, in any way whatsoever. There’s absolutely no reason why the presence of ongoing litigation would prevent them from changing their policy such that starting today future situations don’t go to forced arbitration. The legal system doesn’t work such that if you make such a change you…

Its unbelievable how these insanely simple safety features can save lives and prevent a person and car from getting mutilated. Its the same with rear crash guards. Having a rear crash guard with slightly wider and spaced out braces made the difference between life and death in crash tests.