Writing a letter demanding a fee for a violation you know to be meritless just because it’s easier than doing the right thing (i.e., a cursory investigation and a response to the complainant that no violation occurred) is just as much a violation of HOA bylaws as failing to do anything, and in a lot of jurisdictions…

Well, in portuguese “rola” is a slang term for penis, so every time I read ‘rolla I though he was talking about some dick

Most pizza is good (not counting chain delivery places), but you don’t get to create a separate style by just putting the fucking sauce on last like a lunatic.

Yeah, I see your point. But honestly, I think Spader was a mistake. I LOVE Spader, I even watch that shit show Blacklist specifically for him. But he was the wrong choice. It needed someone with a similar hyperactive vibe of RDJ. Someone who felt like a natural offshoot of him. Spader’s variety of talky asshole is…

Meshuggenah. Organism. Designed. Only. for Kvetching.

Mr Mishigas!

Oy, with the Skrulls already!

Based on this tweet, I’m guessing he’s not Mike Mills’ Orange crush!

In 1989, I was 17. I didn’t watch the Oscars back then either.

Pump up the jam?

It must not of worked on me because I can’t stand diet soft drinks. 

Once Game of Thrones is over, I intend to watch it starting in the middle of season 3 (or whatever ends up being the midpoint of the series), then watch the episode before that one, then the episode after the one I started with, then the episode two before the one I started with, then the episode two after the one I…

This has happened with K9 units. There is at least one case where a police dog died because the automated door poppers that were supposed to release it if the car’s engine or A/C failed and the cabin temperature started to rise didn’t work. The officer came back to find that it all had gone wrong.

The thing is, someone is going to use “dog mode” for leaving kids unattended. It’s just a matter of time. And as for if there’s anyone worse than those who would leave their pet unattended, those who use the terms “pet parent” and “fur baby” do come to mind.

Take your dog in the store with you dumbass that’s what I do when I take my dog with me to the store he rides in the little cart

Amen!

This is precisely the problem I’ve had with the pro-pineapple people. When I used to get pizzas with friends, there’d always be people really strongly insisting we had to get a pineapple pizza. When I was suggesting literally any other type and saying how much I hate pineapple on pizza, I’d always be told, “Just pick…

I am firmly in the ‘let people enjoy whatever they want on their pizza’ camp.

Do kids nowadays even know what a crank call is?

The same thing happens whenever this stupid stunt is pulled. The Chicagoans say “NY is fine. Maybe not my favorite, but fine” and the New Yorkers claim that there is only one kind of pizza on the face of the earth and all others are crap.