Poly blends!

Who would win in a fight? Jesus or Xenu? Now that is a movie universe I would watch, let's have Zeus fight the Dude too.

I’ve ordered delivery from JJ’s twice.  It is not fast.  

Your account’s been hacked.

the false belief that if you are conservative, you are a hate monger. It is simply not true.

Excellent episode, hilarious all around. But I am suddenly left wondering, is the band I have always thought of as being pronounced “Sloth Rust” actually supposed to be “Slow Thrust?” Is the ambiguity deliberate??

No such warning is involved with cookie-dough ice cream, though, leading me to devour it with aplomb.

I’m waiting for the Broadway adaptation.

You know a video game adaptation I want? Monkey Island. It has zombies AND pirates, and a protagonist named Guybrush Threepwood. And monkeys. Why is this not already a film?

yall like the diablo sauce??  it has a weird aftertaste i cant stand.  and its not chunky like the fire sauce.  ill stick to the fire sauce. 

Helps with traction.

Fire tastes SO MUCH BETTER than Diablo, it isn’t even close.

Diablo also doesn’t taste very good. Fire at least has a very pleasing flavor.

you have clearly never experienced the cool breeze that cracking the sunroof and cracking the rear hatch window on a 4runner provides. Its heavenly.

That said, I want to disagree with the idea that spoilers increase your enjoyment of a thing. Doubtless that’s true with a lot of people but if a work intended you to know the ending or the twist going in, they wouldn’t be the ending or the twist. You bring up Sunset Boulevard as an example where knowing the ending…

Being pushed into the pond. (WHY????)

I guess there are times when a tallboy really is just too much PBR.

I don’t agree with this new law at all.

guess that’s how little fucks they gave