I would rather drink nice, clean water. It’s 100% as good, doesn’t have that weird aftertaste and doesn’t cause cancer in lab rats.

My old 2009 Suzuki SX4 had a hilarious take on the whole thing. Hiding a portable Garmin GPS in a fold-down dashboard cubby.

It’s true, everything in Australia does try to kill you.

Road workers aren’t yet exactly sure what caused the sign to fall

more than you can imagine. Its not remotely ready for prime time and wont be for a long time. 

Voting is like driving. R to go backwards, D to go forward. 

I feel like you might lure Streep in with an accent - maybe from some mythical country like Latveria.

The move works quite well as a light gun, 

Great!  Now she is appropriating Canadian culture.  Will she never learn?

I understand PTA’s reasoning here, and I appreciate and respect his opinion.

The ending was a heatbreaking scenarios that I’m not sure even TNG would have done - they would have found some technobabble way to take all 75.  But - couldn’t they at least have made the shuttle look crowded?  There was room for at least 8-10 more people in there.

No, I think people are being appropriately hard on him. If he didn’t want to hurt anyone he wouldn’t have cheated, end of story. This isn’t an accident, this is a choice (a series of choices, honestly) he and his equally-cheating partner in this affair have made, one that will hurt both of their actual spouses as well…

It is simply a humblebrag about being able to speak Spanish. Someone went through her history and their are numerous tweets about people clowning on her or calling her a “bitch” in Spanish and her “calling them on it” because she *gasps* speaks Spanish too. Makes you wonder why so many strangers feel the need to call…

Alka Seltzer used to make a hangover cure and I swear to god it worked. I think it was just asparin, baking soda, and caffeine that you dissolved in water, but it was fizzy and tasted like sprite and 30 minutes later you didn’t feel like dying anymore.

Why does every post on this blog end up an argument over tips?

Have you ever watched Death to Smoochy ... ON WEED?? 

True. I hear he’s so method that he hired someone a murder his parents and adopted a circus orphan.

Pam from HR made me think of Pam from Archer, and now thinking of her with Winn ... sort of works for me

Yep. I have a shaker of it in my spice rack.

But I thought Jeremy Renner was the Toxic Avenger!