One of my favorite Thanksgiving stories is something I tell regularly. I am Mexican but a naturalized US citizen. I had a coworker (every year I try to remember but can’t) ask me, “so like, how do you celebrate Thanksgiving in Mexico,” and I said, “Well, the mayflower came to the US...” and I got the ‘okay so’ head sha…

I’d have called them chazzwazzas!

In the Southern Hemisphere you have to put the toppings below the dog because of the Coriolis Effect. That’s just science.

Third Gear: Am I the only one that just doesn’t get the mad dash for autonomous cars? In my opinion, the investment capital is better used ramping up EV offerings. Let autonomous technology take it’s time instead of forcing it through.

“(You) didn’t manage to catch (Grandpa’s) entire speech”? Seriously? This is someone who gets paid to write about something while my thumb stays hopelessly, joblessly lodged up my ass?

This could be a hot take but I think I’ll be in the majority in this one:

She should be drawn and buttered.

Great review as always Alison. Just to add to some of the highlights:

I think, if they ever sent Mick back to caveman times, they might never get him to leave.

Also, for someone nicknamed “Torch”, you seem to forget that one of them is flammable. A sort of human torch, if you will, likely capable of keeping all dry and warm. Also, Sue Storm generates force fields.

Yes, and as a frequent Jeopardy watcher myself, this happens alllll the time. They rarely get the bottom clue right when they don’t start at the top and it’s just a waste! The only upswing is when Trebek gets snippy and starts scolding them, very passive-aggressively, of course. #dontmesswithTrebek

You know what really bothers Alex and always makes me chuckle? When there is a highly specific Canadian answer or category, and the contestants all stand dumbfounded as the timer goes off and Alex says, “Sorry, we were looking for Mackenzie Bowell. You guys need to brush up on your 19trh century Canadian Prime…

Day after Thanksgiving to start, shut it off after January 1st.

Explorers was the first film I can remember that made me realise films are written and constructed... and maybe by people who aren’t that good at it.

What’s there to say?

Sounds like OP isn’t layering correctly if they’re that miserable (invest in a few thermals!), but also: get a few sets of those reusable hand warmers and keep ‘em in your pockets.

5th gear: To out Elon, all you need to ask is “is it 4:20 yet?”.

Can confirm. I went to bed on election night 2016 and I don’t think I’ve been completely sober since. 

Other than “juvenile delinquency” and “early behavior problems”, the list exactly matches our pathologically lying, racist, dictator-groveling president. As if that outcome is any surprise.

This isn’t teaching kids shit. Save that for high school, when the lesson is closer to them entering the real world and do it through proper education.