His IQ score.

I feel like I’m the only one saying that low beams have become increasingly blinding in the past 10 years. I understand they’re safer for the driver, but I’m not convinced the “improved headlights” are safe for the other drivers on the road. That being said, I welcome this new technology if they applied it to the low…

VW reliability is no where near Honda reliability.

It never has been. It never will be.

Let me know when VW has built a sports car that will run reliably to 9000 RPM for 150,000 trouble free miles. I’ve got over a quarter million miles between my two Hondas, I had a spark plug issue on one of them.

That is it. 

I would always crash into the barrier. Every damn time. Here’s why:

considering that self driving cars can’t even differentiate between a washing machine and a bus, I have no idea how any of these cars are going to be able to distinguish between a doctor walking on a cross walk and a criminal.

Yeah, I liked the initial premise but it feels like the writers cornered themselves with the bear trap and, like Charlie forgetting the lever, had no way out.

Let this be a cautionary tale for networks: former Fox News hosts are toxic. Even if they truly were just faking ignorance while on the network (and the blackface incident suggests she wasn’t), the taint of being a propagandist stays on them. Normal people want nothing to do with them, and the zombies who watch that…

Maybe I’m old. Maybe I’ve been married “to long”. Maybe I just don’t like bullshit. But I don’t care if you wear makeup or not.

I think she was crying about your reading comprehension. 

But those are Canadian Months, that’s only 72 months American.

My headcanon is that he came up with the idea once to work out as something to do when making difficult decisions to motivate him to decide faster. It didn’t work and just resulted in him working out for hours at a time.

I’mna call bullshit on this “unless you are subtracting an ingredient” idea.

I’m so old, I can't even figure out how to read twitter enough to be confused in the first place. But yeah, "let's get this bread" would leave me expecting a link to a bakery, too.

Every other story I see on this family of websites that relates to NYC really makes me question why people choose to live there. 

The one aspect I’ve read is that it’s slightly safer to drive on the left side of the road. The reason is that our right eye is slightly stronger at depth perception, so it’s better at judging oncoming traffic.

Pizza Hut just announced its $5 Lineup, and it’s an enticing deal: $5 gets you options including a medium one-topping pizza, eight boneless Wingstreet wings, four 20-ounce sodas, a double order of breadsticks, those new Cinnabon mini rolls, or other options. But here’s the catch: You have to buy at least two.

Has... has he considered... *not* sucking?

I answer, “Being in the witness protection program, I can’t really discuss that.”

Yeah, I don’t think the show is great, but with the schedule they have it’s amazing that anything, good or bad, even gets on the air.  Countless times the host/cast/writer thing doesn’t gel, but they’re stuck, scrambling to produce coherent sketches at all.  It’s understandable that when they find a host who works…