Report: Car Head-Butted by Butt-Head

I guess I can never forgive Kanye because his music is hot garbage.

Motive: regain his zest for life.

He’s just following the old axiom:

Pro tip: Pour some honey on top of that spoonful of peanut butter. First off, delicious. Second? Two ingredients! You’re technically MAKING yourself a snack!

Yeah I didn't see Suicide Squad in a theater either.

Vaping is fine. It’s the vaping inside that makes you an asshole.

Galaxy Quest is perfect as is and should be left alone.

Any moron with a pack of matches can set a fire. Raining down sulphur is like an endurance trial, man. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in--next to soccer.

Assault and buttery.

It was out of it’s element on a bridge. The circles are it’s natural predatory crowd hunting movement patterns. 

There aren’t any pedestrians on the Bay Bridge, which confused the Mustangs.  They wandered ‘round and ‘round searching fruitlessly for a crowd.

wait... i keep reading and re-reading the story and i can’t seem to spot the part where the mustang drives into the crowd...

He thought it was a drive-in theater.

Also the fact that the bed can give birth to David Tracy.

200mph with a check engine light.

Ford Princess: A sparkly pink compact crossover designed by men to meet the needs they think women have. It’s more expensive than it should be.

I don’t know if this reporting can be trusted. I would imagine that a bear would be more of a mead drinker.

You know, I can actually believe that someone who bullies and acts mean to others has no clue that it would be perceived as such.