Considering we have out of work people not included in our unemployment numbers due to them either not looking for work or being unemployed for so long that they are for all practical sense considered unemployable, this makes 100% sense. If you’re going to willfully opt out of seatbelts... Yeah. I’m okay with this.…

While Lego are mreo fun to build (Fuck Mega Bloks instructions, fuck them to hell) MB figures are vastly superior in my opinion. So this seems like an obvious fit for the franchise. (Except for that Pikachu. Ugggh)

Honestly, I kind of want a Gremlin. It’s an American-made, rear-wheel-drive compact hatchback available with either a V8 or an extremely reliable inline-6. What’s not to like?

Listen to Torch. Your first car will get destroyed. By you. By your friends. By some tweaker smashing windows and swiping subwoofers in the campus parking lot. I recommend a manual Civic, Carolla, or Focus. Something cheap, with readily available parts, and an active mod/DIY community.

Whatever car you get, you will…

You are never “heard” by other drivers when you are on a motorcycle.

All that buttery black paint certainly helps.

How meta!

“You cant play chess with a pidgeon.

Not to mention genetic issues and complications of certain medications.

I’m 5'10 / 285 and I’m not as “spacious” as you’d think. As a former elite cyclist, I carry a lot of muscle mass in my legs. If the seat has a design weight limit, he should be informed of it at the time of purchase - that’s what bicycle manufacturers do. 

Any time you tell Trump that jobs are in jeopardy he will likely fold. This is a smart move by Ford. They are playing him for a fool.

I don’t get as worked up over Porsh as I do over someone who says they drive an “Awwwdi A4.” Though my favorite mispronunciation is a local Hyundai dealers who is always advertising deals on “Veslostiters.” I get it’s a weird name, but you sell the damn car, you should be able to say it.

The one problem is Mass Effect 1 has a big hurdle to overcome in the early game before everything in it starts to click. The game is super clunky, but after two or three hours you’re just so engrossed in it that you straight up forget about the clunkiness. The issue is convincing people to hold out for that long.

Thats what I say, but usually over crazed Nintendo fanboys tear me apart. They don’t seem to understand its why I hate Nintendo, because of their goofy and stupid ways of doing things.

Waluigi’s name only makes sense if you understand Japanese pun. It’s actually called Warui-ji in Japanese. Warui translates to bad. It’s also an anagram of Ijiwaru meaning cruel/ill tempered.

I can’t believe Toyota actually did it. I really thought they’d chicken out on something like this. If they do something about the ultra-cheap interior in the hot version, I think they’d have a nice little ST competitor on their hands.

Average Miles Per-Week: 20

It’s a work of fiction billed as the Bible, as the truth. In reality, it’s bullshit.

Amatures. Flip flops and two sticks is enough.

Kevin is in a mental institution and the other characters are all delusions. Some of them are based on real people, like his wife who is a kindly and patient nurse, but the house and his adventures are all in Kevin’s troubled mind.