Y’all need keys? I gots da keys!

My first survival horror game was Silent Hill. My buddies played Resident Evil but I never tried it.

When I called my BFF crying about the end of the show and she hadn’t caught up yet, she DEMANDED to know only one thing: whether or not Bear survived.

Im surprised people remember the gc controller so fondly. It was great for certain games but it was unwieldy for shooters and sports games, which were all the rage then.

Seeing as how you’re holding out for it, it’d be the Blue Balls Edition, naturally.

The Full Release

“Sloppy Seconds Edition”

Reductify!

Didn’t they also gave it for free with Gold some months ago?

Omigosh, nitrogen is SO BAD for you. What kind of evil corporation adds it to your oxygen to keep you from becoming flammable? Why, I hear 100% of people who die of cancer have been exposed to nitrogen.

And a pack of throat lozenges.

Good point! I was going to add a censorship section, but it made me sad.

The red painted curb does not look like an exit to me. This looks like the driver was a moron to me.

I know “WOOKIMART” is Woo Kim Art but I can’t help reading it as WookieMart and wondering about where Chewy gets his groceries.

what was the weird massage the chair dry hump he was doing while Hillary was speaking? it was all i could focus on.

Just put everyone’s fucking logo on one screen and get me to the game.

Online multiplayer. Very few of my friends play games these days, and I have no interest in playing with strangers.

I’ve always kind of had a crush on Steve Buscemi. QED.

Picture a white circle on a white background, filled with white.

I assume christmas isn't celebrated at least not by the majority in Austria right? If it was and also in December I'd say it would probably be better that Halloween be done in October and Krampus just skipped all together since it would be so close to christmas.