Show me where Jalopnik lied in this post. What was factually untrue here?

“Nintendo should keep their shit for as long as they’re around.”

I don’t see anything saying that there were vegetarian/vegan options, either.  My options as a vegetarian kid were to bring a bag lunch or not eat most of what I was served in the cafeteria. Kids who _have_ to have meat at each meal or they die (I presume that’s a thing, because a lot of people act as if they have it)…

“Its the masks that are starting the fights”

Sounds like the same option vegetarian and vegan kids had before now, and still have 4 days out of 5.

That’s a load of shit. The protests after cops murdered a defenseless man are hardly the same as a bunch of MAGA assholes trying to force the rampant spread of COVID. The only way you could draw any similarity at all is that some BLM protesters briefly blocked streets with their bodies, whereas these Canadian dinguses…

I actually like those. I don’t use a whole lot of butter, so putting 4tbs out at a time makes more sense for me.

Why would you need a microphone in a car? Are people afraid the folks in the back seat won’t be able to hear them? They’re like 3 feet away. They’ll hear. 

When I was younger and worked in retail, I would occasionally get people trying to pull me into pyramid schemes. One time in particular someone called me at the store and started going on about how he had a great opportunity for me, blah, blah.

”Now, the Reporter is hoping to nail down the man’s identity.”

I liked those empanadas, too. I’d love to see them come back!

Ol' Georgie really wiffed a lot of the writing of the PT. Obi-Wan has disproven his own statement by being a non-Sith making an absolute assertion. It should be something like “The Sith tend to deal in absolutes.”

Yeah, we have the infrastructure and experience to handle snow and ice here. Things may slow down quite a bit, but they keep moving.

”Australia is a lot like the U.S. — a large country with major cities on the coasts and vast stretches of nothing in between.”

Yeah, my sympathies are with the people who paid (a lot—they’re not cheap) for epi pens to save their lives and didn’t get them, not with the vandals and thieves that _really_ need a hit of meth and trashed the life-saving pens. They’re not stealing food and blankets to care for their families, they’re just stealing…

Every time I go to my podcast app, Rogan is front and center. No matter how many times you offer me Joe Rogan, I am never going to listen to Joe fucking Rogan.

Can’t wait for him to call out that Shakespeare hack for the “milk of human kindness.” Or the English language for “nut meat."

I urge everyone to avoid Chili's at all costs.  Do not support them.  Let the chain crumble and go out of business.  It's the only way to be free of that goddamn awful jingle.  They asked for it with that sonic assault they've been inflicting in the public for years.  Death to Chili's!

The Goldbergs is definitely set in the 1980's. Garlin may be the biggest name on the cast, but is a pretty minor character in the show. Murray can just be assumed to be watching TV in his underwear and not engaging with anyone and not much will change with the show.

They did show Competent Assistant Manager Charlie discovering his love of huffing things, so the 20+ years of killing brain cells could account for the difference between him and Rat Basher Charlie. It still contradicts a lot of previously established history, though, and even worse, it just wasn't funny.