Yikes, if the alternative is having to watch Survivor or The Chair, I'll go back to rush-hour traffic, thanks.

There was no mention of any sovereign citizen nonsense here. Did you get that from a credible source?

”Just more evidence that you’re an amateur blogger, not a journalist.”

Or he didn’t want to roll down the window because he didn’t want to be shot dead in front of his kids for no reason, or dragged out of the car and coldly suffocated to death like George Floyd. Maybe he was worried the cops would see a phone in the kids hands and shoot them dead because they were “armed.”

I’m pretty sure I ate at Pizza Blob once. That’s an off-brand Little Ceasar’s, right? Everything was undercooked and too sweet, but man did you get a lot of it!

My guess is that he’s one of those weird mustard-only zealots who was offended that ketchup was available for customers to put on their food. Those mustard people are completely unhinged and start screaming at the slightest provocation, probably escalate to headbutts pretty easily.

I was reading this in a browser with AdBlock because it’s the only way to bear the terrible design and insane ads, and the video auto-played anyway. It was covered by an ad (nothing stops them all in this dump), so at first I couldn’t tell why my phone was suddenly yelling in German.

JFC, Sony. Way to kill my excitement for your game. I was looking forward to it, and it might have been one of my rare release-window purchases, but it looks like I’ll be waiting for an Ultimate/GOTY edition instead. Is that what you were going for?

Bill Watterson showed people the responsible way to do it, though: if you want a big cat as a pet, get a stuffed toy and _imagine_ it’s real. It’s not his fault if real people are less responsible than the character he created to be comically irresponsible.

Now do you people want to hear about this goblin or not?

I’m not a bot. I’m a supercomputer with some... issues. No one ever asks my side of it, though :(

I like the Quorn imitation chicken patties and their roast is a staple at my vegetarian family’s holiday meals.

That’s certainly a take on the situation. I see it pretty differently... First of all, I don’t think Richards has exactly been blacklisted. He’s still EP on Jeopardy (the question was if the scandal would prompt a golden parachute exit, and even if it had, nothing would keep him from producing somewhere else) and was…

Not everyone follows your bad taste, Veruca.  It's not all about you.

Seriously, what is people’s problem here? This isn’t communal food, so they’re never going to have to deal with eating *gasp* condiments they don’t prefer. Let people eat what they like.

The punishment for these kids should be forcing them to eat a case of these slices of not-quite-food. Not a pack, but a case like the supermarket stocks from. And that’s for each slice they throw.

I mean, she wasn't wrong.  Tarantino is a terrible writer.  He thinks he writes scintillating dialog, but really he churns out Death Proof.

Since the current self-driving technology is so buggy and unreliable, and since it is a danger to everyone on the road, I think it’s only fair that there be some warning about it

“Damn it, Ferguson—people jump on Goombas, not the other way around! How the heck did I hire the only Fungineer that’s never played a video game?!”

Is there a particular reason that the Switch is mentioned in the headline and the other consoles only after the jump?  From the headline, I would have thought it was a Switch exclusive.