The only person raging on the internet is you. The person who got this “dessert” thought it was funny. You apparently forgot to read the article in your rush to scream your weird prejudices into the void.

“And Tesla is a part-time gig for him.”

Pedo guy Elon Musk is not only the P. T. Barnum of the automotive world, he's a pedo guy.

Ha, that one reindeer keeps trying to jump over the other reindeer, but he just can’t make it! Reindeer are bad at leapfrog!

Packets have a place. Until someone invents one of those pump dispensers that cleans the disgusting, congealed crud out of the spigot automatically and thoroughly after each use, I’d rather have a few packets in my glove box or desk drawer.

That is much more accurate than Skeffles’s original little hypocritical post about his prejudice.

Oh, come on, now.   Don’t pretend to be oblivious; it’s right there in her name!

How do you get the spare tire to just hover along behind like that? That’s a mod I’d be interested in, but if you have to use wordless Ikea-type instructions for Harry Potter spellwork with an Allen wand, it’s probably not worth it.

I think there just be variations on the recipe, because I love the green bean casserole my Mom makes.  It's a holiday staple in our family.

The only way to end the rising tide of civilians wounded by war is obviously to kill all the wounded. No more wounded!

“In the event of a crash, a feature will activate to illuminate your exit from the vehicle and provide warmth to combat shock.”

Who did you license “Mars” from there, Elon? The same con artist pedo detective you got scammed by last time?

The point of that wasn’t that Dax is bad, it was that Kristen is awesome, which Dax enthusiastically agrees with.

The value thing is subjective, of course. I think $3/hour to be entertained (using the 20hrs for $60 figure) pretty reasonable, myself. That isn’t my calculation, though.

Cranberries are like regular berries than have been soaking in bog water for a couple months.  You can really taste the swamp.

You don’t have to wait until things get weird for Fireball. A shot or two goes very well with that apple pie.

What part of "you're not allowed to talk about these cars!" works with the "free" part?  

I’ve never liked cranberries, myself. They taste like swamp. I mean, it makes sense given how they’re grown... You can take the berry out of the bog but can’t take the bog out of the berry, I guess.

I wasn’t aware you were elected supreme arbiter if who is allowed to have an opinion, yada yada.