I don't know what you do or how much you get paid, but it's too much.  You should get paid less.

Seriously. “Waah, I don’t like it! It should be illegal to have any opinion that doesn’t match mine!  People can only like what I like!"

Why did so many people work at the Triangle Shirtwaist factory when conditions were so bad? Why have so many people worked in coal mines throughout history when it cuts life expectancy so much? Why did so many people live in Ireland when the potato famine hit?

I thought second-hand drinking was going around and polishing off the last dregs of any abandoned drinks because you’re too cheap to buy your own.

Right. The only acceptable themes for an adult's birthday party are bran flakes and Roth accounts.  You know, fun.

“Well, I feel super weak and feverish... Does that mean it’s working?”

I’m completely addicted to Time Team with Tony Robinson hosting. The team (Tony and a gaggle of archaeologists, diggers, etc.) find some promising dig site somewhere in England and do as much as they can in three days.  There's a ton of it on Amazon Prime and you can get sucked in for episode after episode.

This also seems like it will end up in very expensive replacements when a headlight burns out.

The London Underground symbol needs a trim.

It looks like I picked the wrong day to stop huffing PB Blaster.

I would suggest Project Trainwreck, but that could describe too many of David's cars.

They didn’t even invent the analog stick, nor were they the first to market a home console controller with one. The Vectrex beat then by a decade.

Strongly disagree. The Wii control scheme for RE4 was a disaster. I’ve played through the game on many systems, but noped out of the Wii version just because I hated the controls.

Adults just have more experience at it.  Veteran assholes, basically.

I’m not trying to discredit anything. I’m pointing out that the term makes no sense.

Castlevania wasn’t known for RPG elements before SotN, so that doesn’t really track. Also, SotN was the first game referred to as a Metroidvania, which also makes no sense if the term is to indicate a combination of gameplay elements from both series. It only makes sense if the term is describing a Castlevania game…

I’m curious why the “Vania” is needed. Metroid had the explore, earn new abilities to unlock new areas gameplay when Castlevania was a platformer series. The term Metroidvania was more about explaining that SotN was a Metroid-style Castlevania than defining a genre. 

I’d say it’s just a Metroid game. Metroidvania was coined more to explain that SotN was different than previous CV games... It was a Metroid-style Castlevania.

Coca-Cola used to have an "official soft drink of Summer" slogan that I always tonight should have gotten them in trouble.  Show me the license agreement for that one, Coke.

“Also, I'm pretty sure a Tesla shorter came in and started that fire like a big old pedo."