Just lasagna and mac & cheese alone win Allison the match. That’s a one-two punch worthy of the Hulk.

Every time Bear showed up on PoI, my whole family would cheer.  I still say he should have gotten his own spinoff.

They’re not toxic, but the shells have an oil (Urushiol) that causes a reaction in most people who touch them. Cashews are related to poison ivy and it’s the same reaction. Steaming or boiling is how you get the nuts out of the shell without touching them—the nuts themselves do not contain the Urushiol.

Hershey exec: Hmmm... Nah, stamping emoji on the crap we have now is cheaper.

She’s attractive on every level... Smart, talented, funny, beautiful, and yes, has a great voice. You’ve got plenty of company in the Paget Brewster appreciation society.

Pretty sure it’s a Scottish remake of the Guyver manga. Imagine this, but with a kilt:

Eats strangers food scraps: doesn’t sound right, but I’m willing to hear him out.

Cheese siding around after being cut is a big problem—enough that I started dreaming of a platform on gimbals that could strap into a car seat and keep your pizza level on your drive. Since I don’t have the skills or follow-through to make that happen, I just order unsliced.

I’m not the slightest but afraid of you. Why would I be? You’re just some unhinged crank screaming into the digital void.

The Republicans hadn’t gotten rid of the filibuster back then, and were proudly calling themselves “the party of No”. They tried to block any and all legislation from happening, and were pretty effective.

I thought that with Papa John gone, they should rename it something like “Mom’s New Special Friend Dave’s Pizza.”

Well, if that's your thing, I guess.  Wouldn't you get burned, though?

I was disappointed that Jalapenos didn’t come up. They’re a better choice for spicy than hot sauce and for sweetness than pineapple, IMO.

H2 drivers could never keep it in their lane, either. Both because it was just too wide and because the entitled d-bags that Hummer attracted felt like they owned the road and everybody should make way for them.  If they were even aware of the road around their cell phones in the first place.

You never know. May could be the oldest sibling, with 15 years between her and Peter’s mom.

The Puca should have picked Constantine’s pocket while healing him, then cut off his tie and blow its nose with it before handing it back.  That would have been more reflective of what Constantine puts out there.

Wow.  That comment was so British that I'm a little jetlagged after reading it.

Lotza Mozza is better than any of the national chains, IMO.  

Reporting on the stumbles and bad decisions that Tesla makes isn’t hate. If they (well, mostly just Musk) didn’t pull so many bonehead moves, the positive news would be more prominent.