Executive bonuses. That’s where the money always goes.

I don’t understand the thing I’m seeing here. What is... Why would...

I don’t have to dig anything when you’re doing such an energetic job. All I have to do is occasionally give a push and you’ll just keep chugging away on the vehement stupidity. I could watch this show all day.

I much prefer that method and wish it was more common.

Ah, I misunderstood. I thought you were arguing that traditional switches/dials required looking at them, but you were referring to the control knob dealy for navigating infotainment setups without touchscreens. That makes far more sense and was probably obvious to the more attentive reader, sorry.

You don’t need to look at most dials and switches in my experience. Once you know a car, anyway. Maybe the floor/dash/vent selector for the fan, but even that you can usually tell by sound.

I agree with you, but the problem in the U.S. is that it is now mandatory for new cars to have a backup camera.

The problem is that eventually, there won't be any cars without this crap.  Car manufacturers are also putting cameras IN cars now, watching the driver.  They say it's to make sure they're paying attention, but I think it's just another way to gather marketing data on us.

This kind of abuse lives on secrecy. The more it is dragged into the light, the more difficult it gets for current molesters to get away with what they’re doing.

Are you still trying to dissect an offhand comment? I was trying to make it clear for your little tiny mind that you can’t give yourself exceptions just by saying so. You can crawl up your own ass all you want about syntax, but you are completely missing the point.

Right? In Iowa they call the 22 quart tub a single serving.

Finding out there’s such a thing as a number 3 could be pretty scary.

Oh, you're that guy.  Never mind--I was trying to explain something simple.  It would be over your head.

I met a dog bartender once, a St. Bernard. He was one of those guys that coasts by on looks and charm, though; the only drink he knew was straight brandy.

He seems to like short, direct titles (Get Out, Us), so this one would be, what, Gotta Go?  Or just Pee?

Hard candies make a lot of noise clicking against teeth. I’m normally not too bothered by it, but I’ve had phone calls where people suck on hard candy while wearing a headset, and that is maddening.

Or Volvo wants an excuse to surveil you constantly and suck up your juicy, juicy marketing data?

Throwing her in the Pipeline is the metahuman version of “You’re grounded, Missy!”

I despise people using cell phones while driving.

You don’t need to be going 25mph faster than traffic to merge. You don’t need to be going 100 at all outside of a track.