If you’re going to those places, don’t bring the dog. Inconvenience is not an excuse.

So you’re asking for proof of a negative, which means you don’t understand logical thought. Great.

Until something goes wrong with the system and your dog gets heatstroke. If you love your dog, you shouldn’t blindly trust his safety to unreliable tech.

Tesla needs to stop enabling shitty behavior, like not paying attention to the task of driving and leaving dogs unattended in the car.

Geez, Elizabeth. You could have at least helped that poor leather jacket guy look for his contact lens.

How about each person stuck waiting for this tool gets to choose to either punch the driver in the face once or get one swing of the sledgehammer on the car while the driver watches?

The new show will be called Crank Texters.

The average “cosmopolitan” New Yorker’s conception of the U.S. is that there’s New York (greatest City on Earth!), then you cross the bridge and there's New Jersey, then, like, Philadelphia, then... corn? and then you're in L. A.

I think it’s more “We don’t hate gay people, we love them! We want to fix them with some nice Christian brainwashing! See, we care!"

Yeah, pretty crap museum.

In an “exit only” situation the exit lane and through lane will have a dotted line dividing them to indicate people will be changing lanes based on their intended direction. Then the dots end an a double solid white line divides the lanes. That double white line is saying no more changing lanes; the lanes have…

I tried once.  So slow I won't try it again.

I used to think Pratt was a pretty good actor, because nobody is as dumb in real life as his character. I’ve since had to accept that I was wrong, and he wasn’t acting in Parks & Rec.

My money's on Jesus, because he never stays down.  Even if you kill him, he's back 3 days later for the next round 

Just construct a wall around any MAGA table, like six inches behind their chair. For their comfort.

After getting rid of Papa John, I think the new name should be Mom’s New Overnight Friend Ron’s Pizza.

The show's version of PFT does seem obsessed with watching people (at least Edgar) eat.  I was wondering if it was a fetish thing.

Powerless had an amazing ensemble cast and a weird premise. It was obviously going to take some time to find its footing, and I think it was just starting to when it got axed. They couldn’t even give it a full season SMH.

Eh, I’m okay with that. The Shining is not a good movie. It’s a well shot movie, but not well directed. And the way Kubrick treated Duvall was monstrous, and needs to stain his memory forever.

Jekyll did seem shoehorned in, but was still the most interesting thing in the movie to me.