I saw it last night and was disappointed. I'd heard it was a bad-in-a-good-way kind of movie, but I didn’t see the redeeming qualities.

Not just the tire impact, but the force he hit the ground with, yikes! Glad to hear he survived it!

You quit trying to victim-blame.  And believe me, I'm not the one that looks bad in this exchange, you useless tool.  You've been defending this piece of shit all up and down the threads and it makes you look like almost as much of a piece of shit as he is.

But video games tell me that if I find chicken just laying around and eat it, it will heal me.  Are you calling video games liars?

That’s been my experience with GM vehicles.  They'll keep developing quirks, but they'll also keep running.  To the point that you're hoping for it to finally die so you have an excuse to buy something less quirky.

Oh no, screaming? A female spoke without prompting from her owner-man? And throwing cardboard?! Obviously, she deserved it!

I think it’s more that if you take a device like a phone that is drenched in coffee and shorting out, it may damage any charger you connect it to. Best to dry the phone out first--that’s what the rice is for.

Yeah, but you’re not REALLY bothered by Hart facing consequences for hate speech, you’re just running on a program.  What are you, an alt-right piece of shit?

Because he's not sorry.  He's still a homophobic asshole, he just wouldn't SAY so now that he's a few years older and supposedly more mature.

I’ll never NOT warn people about Sunshine. It has some pretty shots of the ship in space, but that’s like 2 minutes total of the runtime and the rest of the movie is just a complete and utter shitshow.

The problem is that TPTB in Hollywood will never take the right lesson from a failure. If The Emoji Movie is fucking terrible and bombs, they won’t admit that it was a terrible idea with shit writing and directing, they’ll say something incredibly stupid, like “people don’t like Patrick Stewart, I guess. It’s his…

They’re to make insecure people feel like they look tough. It’s like wearing spotless, freshly-ironed L.L. Beane hiking gear to the mall or people that wear Harley-Davidson branded leather head to toe. They feel tiny and weak, so they put on a masquerade of what they think rugged/tough looks like.

Dear Salty,

She does seem proud of her Spanish language skills. I hope they’re better than her English skills, because she is completely incoherent in English.  Maybe she should tweet en Espanol?

He looked so uncomfortable in that Flash suit. I swear he started reaching back to fix a wedgie a few times, remembered he was on camera, grimaced even more and just dealt with it.

A number of women have come forward about Tyson with stories ranging from creepy come-ons at a party to trying to harass an employee into having sex to full on Cosbying.  I wouldn't feel too comfortable with Tyson just yet, or drink anything he gives you.

This asshole and his”new love” are going to flame out so fucking hard in a couple of years, it’s going to be hilarious. They’re both shitty, deceitful, selfish creeps who are only going to turn on each other after they finish abusing their current partners.

I’m fine with poor voicework if the game can actually stay running for more than a few minutes at a time. I never got to finish F3 because it crashed so much I finally just gave up.

I’m also in MN, and every winter when I start to wonder _why_, I console myself with the fact that we have no scorpions.  You can't say that about most warm climates.

Ah, pooping.  You wouldn't think you'd miss such a thing until you can't do it for a while.