Seat presets and valet keys have been around for decades. This isn’t about any convenience to the customer, it’s about monetizing the driver’s information for the sake of shitty data miners.

I’m hoping a friendly wave becomes the norm. Use exercise terminology like “low impact” to sell it.

I was kind of expecting a shy bladder joke, since there was an audience. “The ceremony will now commence... Any minute now. Here we go... wait, not yet.  Thinking about waterfalls... and... The ceremony had commenced!"

You can always do it the old fashioned, Bernard way:

It started the same way: people intentionally using it wrong for comedic effect, a lot of other people picking that up and just flat out using the word wrong. It will happen to objective of we let it.

We are in danger of losing the word “objectively” to misuse just like we lost “literally."

Since they can’t find Husseni, can we just give them Schwimmer instead? I suppose they could give him back if they catch Husseni. It’ll be like seat-filler at an awards show, except with a jail cell.

Wood was in the highly underappreciated Dirk Gently’s Holistic Detective Agency the last couple of years.  It was sadly not renewed for a third season.

No, it’s not even okay hyperbolically. We already lost the word “literally” to people using it wrong. Let’s not lose the meanings of objective/subjective as well.

I prefer a world where the police don't endanger the public more than the perpetrators they're capturing.

“The officer did fire his weapon and the suspect is now dead, but it is not the officer’s fault. The trigger being pulled did not cause death; it was the hole in the suspect's body after interaction with the bullet that caused his death.  If the suspect hadn't lost structural integrity after interacting with the…

And suggesting that the cops can never make the wrong judgement call is giving cops carte blanche to play “action movie" and endanger civilians.  

I’m sure you’ve put more thought into those shits than Martinet did in coming up with Mario’s voice. It’s Luigi from The Simpsons without the self-awareness.

OK, Jackie-boy, good point. I’m sure you don’t care and nobody else should, either, those bad people. Here, have a cookie.

“But I have an allergy to savory food being delicious!”

A bust molded out of Spam and left in the sun for several days.

I was wondering what the deal with KF was, too. Maybe it was more evidence of how everybody was opposite in that reality, with KF being warm and fuzzy instead of her usual frosty self?

Or sewage treatment plant.

I still have my ‘03 as a backup when my daily needs work. I’ve gotten used to it by now, but found it distracting at first and glanced down a lot.

My only problem with these is the shiny trim around the gauges.  Sometimes light will glint off them distractingly... I kept thinking my CEL was going on at first.