“And no, I am not driving the mile to get the pizza.”

Ruprecht thinks ALL Americans voted for Trump. I don’t think they’re a troll, just someone with a lot of very strong, very poorly thought-out opinions.

Fuck you and your gatekeeping. You’re not the king of automotive enthusiasm and you don’t set the rules for who is and isn’t an enthusiast. People can enjoy cars in ways different than yours and still be just as much of an enenthusiast as you.

Try losing half a kneecap and see if you don’t notice the process of climbing down into or up out of a little hatchback. There are people in the world that have different experiences than you, believe it or not.

If someone regularly goes more than a week without driving their car, they may need to think about why they have a car.

I think retirement is a more purposeful process.  Trevor is probably just floating indefinitely in the void.  A Janet could probably retrieve him, but a Good Janet would have no reason to and a Bad Janet would just fart at you for asking.

Baldwin’s Trump may not be the best, but he does a pretty great Tony Bennett.

I loved it. Best episode in years. Free from all the Moffaty melodrama and what he thinks are clever story devices that are completely unsupported and leave gaping plot holes, it could actually tell a proper Doctor Who story: alien menace arrives, must be stopped.

And 30 seconds later they’re nasty, sickly-sweet morsels of awful.  Gas station donuts are better.

OK, and I'm putting the subject back on the table.  I know you want to ban any of the many topics that show how poor your argument is, but I'm not going to let you.

Let’s see... the box truck can’t be alone with the trailer, the fox will eat the hen but not the grain... carry the 3... Screw it, let’s just tie everything on and drag it in one go!

There’s up to $10o billion being thrown around and yet _nobody_ could pick up Ash vs. Evil Dead?  Not groovy!

NC hates dabbing pizza grease with a napkin. They know they’re not supposed to eat the napkin, right?  Or do they somehow metabolize the sight of other people getting rid of the grease-lake on their pizza and find the taste unpleasant?

Pineapple is good. Cheese is good. Pineapple + cheese is disgusting.

Bullshit. You can’t say X is the answer then when concerns are raised, say X is an entirely other matter, we won’t discuss it here.  What are you, a Republican Senator?

Yes, that was my point. Good for you for eventually getting it.

Venom looks bad, but it could be entertainingly bad, and I used to read Marvel comics, so I’ll see it when it comes out on Blu-ray. There’s no chance I’ll ever watch a singy-dancy Hollywank musical like A Star is Born. I’ll watch the shadows move across the wall first—at least they don’t keep breaking into musical…

You seem to have some issues with mature women there, Principal Skinner.

No, you’re describing a “chaps without pants” situation. Assless chaps is either a redundant definition or a description of someone with no  buttocks wearing chaps.

People have been excusing bullying for ages by calling it a prank or practical joke. Now they’re excusing attempted murder the same way.