You brought up IA and prosecution for cops that break laws or dept. rules. You acted like it was a check on officer behavior, which it is not, because the system is broken.

That was a dramatic vignette to illustrate how bad your argument is.  You see, it doesn't matter that the old man was hit by a scooter rather than a car, because he's dead either way.  Let me know if you need me to explain it in even simpler terms.

The Empire/First Order are definitely the Republicans. They’re controlling, racist authoritarians trying to crush the masses to feed the excesses of the rich.

Whether you steal something of little value it high value, it’s still called theft. Whether you slap someone or stab them, it’s still called assault. Whether you are operating an 18-wheeler, a Yaris, or an e-scooter while drunk, it’s still a DUI.

“I’m afraid your frail, beloved grandfather was struck by a drunk idiot on a scooter and has died from the injuries he sustained. But hey, at least the guy wasn’t driving a car—then your grandpa might be even deader!”

The impression I get is that you’re a drunk, careless asshole that hurts other people and then tells them it’s not a big deal. Your kind has to stick up for each other, huh?

What you’re missing is that cops are allowed to do certain things civilians can’t only in the line of duty. Cops aren’t just above the law, they aren’t allowed to speed, use cell phones while driving, etc. unless they are doing so in the line of duty. The problem is that those checks and balances (IA, prosecution) are…

There does seem to be a strong brother against brother theme running through the series.  You always arch the ones you love.

I’m sure the asked to be born with a large nose, just like you asked to be born an asshole.

Yep, I blasted through in no time. In addition to West’s stuff, I skipped a lot of Weekend Update. I just don’t think Pete Davidson is very interesting or funny, so I skipped his segment.  I think McKinnon is very funny, normally, but her RBG is just obnoxious.

Because the reviewer was obviously doing something else while “watching” this episode and missed or misunderstood pretty much all of it.

What evil woman made you write such an incredibly stupid and misogynistic post?

That was great. He was sooo enthused about it.  He's's a hopper, you can tell!

Moral dessert is a perfectly cromulent term. It’s that delicious little feeling you have for a moment when you know you have done the right thing, especially if it wasn't the easy thing.

Any carbonated beverage... So you’re telling me I can make light, fluffy pancake muffins with beer? It’s carbonated, full of sugars, it’s... uh, liquid. Seems to hit all the criteria.

Even if you’re not connected to Wi-Fi, if the Wi-Fi radio on your phone is on, they’re tracking your movement through the store. When they track you to the checkout, they’ve got your card info even if it’s not a Walmart/Sam’s card.

Flamin Hot Cheetos really aren’t very good. The Jalapeno Cheetos are... well, also not very good, but less not good than Flamin Hot.

So he makes an empty apology that means nothing for almost killing someone with his idiotic stunting, clearly intending to continue idiotic stunting even if he does kill someone next time. Just like real life...which this was. Why should that be congratulated?

The most enduring mystery of News Radio is how it made Joe Rogan and Andy Dick bearable.  I had no idea how awful and insufferable they both were until later.

Do you think the admitted fuckboy learned from this experience? Do you think he will stop treating public roads like he’s playing GTA, or will he do a burnout of the next parking lot he leaves, too?