That’s something that just gets missed so often--dedicated mp3 players are just better than phones for that purpose.  Phones are convenient--you're carrying one anyway--but not great at playing local music.  If you're into Spotify they're great, but if you just want to play music from local storage, I'll take a Sansa…

We should have known he was a monster by his schilling for the Xfinity X1 receiver. His lies about it being a good product came with the ease of a sociopath.

Look, I’m doing the best I can, alright? I’m just one man, how much cheese can I consume?

“And who is the billionaire again?”

Why is this not available for purchase in the U.S.? My friends and I love to talk about how terrifying and dark Kirby is (for an adorable pink puffball), and this fan perfectly encapsulates it!

There are a ton of those USB floppy drives out there. As laptops with DVD drives became common, the floppy got pushed out to a peripheral and those drives became a common in laptop bags. I would bet there are still plenty of companies with boot disks as part of their IT toolbox, too.

Exactly. Big, but carefully unspecific claims.

I had trouble getting into Guerilla at first when I played on the PS3. I asked a friend who was a fan what the secret to enjoying it was and he absolutely lit up and with utter confidence just said “Hit things with the hammer!”

And the Stacker! They still have all the ingredients available, and the Breakfast stacker was the equal of the mighty McMuffin for greasy on-the-road morning fare.

Ha, exactly!  It'll come back into fashion eventually, and I'll be comfortable until it does.

Yep, Rad was a late 80's/early 90's thing. For most people... I kept saying it the whole time. I knew it would come around again someday!

I was impressed by how Stiller committed to that scene. He went completely red in the face and the vein in his forehead started bulging out.

I felt the same way.  It didn't capture the greatness of the comics at all.  A lot of the voices were awful, too... Storm spoke only in overdramatics, like Doctor Orpheus from Venture Bros, but not joking.

The Blue Rajah is hilarious. He’s got a very distinct superhero theme that makes complete sense to him, but only to him. And it’s a delightfully absurd theme to the rest of us, with Hank Azaria masterfully laying on the silliness with a side order of pathos.

All-Star is the only real complaint I have about Mystery Men. It’s terrible and it’s all over that soundtrack

And... You, I imagine are the arbiter if what a “real” sport is? Only the silly running-around-chasing-a-ball activities that you bless are allowed?

Yeah, cottage cheese has remained a staple as far as I know. I’m also from the Midwest, though, so maybe it fell out of favor further from dairy country?

Yeah! Speak Navajo or leave!  We don't want to break into different languages, like that crap the English migrants are bringing with them!

Why not? Who does it hurt to run around a field being silly for a while?  There's a lot worse things people can do with their time than have some harmless fun.  I think most adults could use a dose of play every now and then.

Sure, they got so lost in their mobile games they forgot they were waiting for a marshmallow. At the end of 15 mins the researcher went back in to congratulate them, but the kids just looked up from their phones and said “who are you again, and why are you talking about marshmallows? Oh, hey, a marshmallow!"