I haven’t been impressed by her, either. She seems to deliver every line the same way: froggy voice from the back of the throat while grinning/grimacing like a victim of Joker toxin.

You get a star just for not strangling her. Forebearance of a saint!

I can see why they’d like spaghetti.

Why, in my day we waited in line just to wait in line, and we liked it! We’d stand there in the snow — barefoot, of course, because we didn’t need these foot-coddling shoes the milennials wear while they eat their namby-pamby avocado toast — we’d stand there like god intended and ignore the frostbite, with only our…

There’s a lot of Spanish loan words in English that would make this policy a minefield (as well as incredibly bigoted) for those employees.

Aw, diddums widdle feelings get hurt? Did the mean Internet man say mean things that just make you so _mad_?

Learn to read, you deranged, ignorant shitbag. I didn’t say the German government owns VW, I said VW owns the German government.

“Reasonable and effective?!? I’ll kill you!”

Stop giving the ultra-rich fat tax breaks funded on the backs of the masses. We know trickle-down doesn’t work, so tax the rich, give the breaks to the middle-class, and try trickle-up instead.

If you see that you’re about to be rear-ended, have space in front of you, and have time to work the pedals and shifter, then you should accellerate and attempt evasive maneuvers. If you don’t have space in front of you, stay on the brakes.

I’m not always the best at noticing that stuff either. It helps that Plaza is known for her unblinking stare takes.

Or at least cast another actor to play the Thunderer version of her. Portman can half-ass her way through the parts where she’s Jane to make the audience excited for the transformation.

I don’t have kids, don’t want any. I’m also generally grumpy in outlook.

They mentioned it a few weeks ago when the kids watched Again With the Living Dead. She was the only one who wasn’t terrified, because “zombies are more sexy than scary, right?”

You’re still pissed about Nuremburg, aren’t you?

Yes, I’m sure the German government that VW owns will give Winterkorn a very severe punishment of nothing.

Its like you can’t knowingly cause death and severe injury to a bunch of people anymore without getting flak for it!

“Gender-neutral is the future. Get used to it.”

Ice cream made with vanilla bean instead of vanilla extract really does taste different and delicious.

Conan didn’t pressure NBC to get rid of Leno. NBC promised Conan the Tonight Show on Leno’s planned retirement. Conan moved his family and as much of his staff that were willing out to L.A., then NBC fucking stabbed him in the back.