All drinks should come in sippy cups so they can’t be splashed in someone’s face.

I can’t believe I had to scroll this far down to see someone mention The Cape!

“...Reed and company give absolutely zero shits about things like endgames or big, season-ending payoffs.”

I loved that when he got the bacon weight, Bob tried it out by miming placing it on some imaginary bacon.

Even though he’s huge, Terry is just too warm and cuddly to be scary. I’m sure the perps he chases down feel differently, of course.

Was it specifically microwave popcorn she took issue with? Because most people can’t be trusted with microwave popcorn in shared environments; they inevitably burn the crap out of it and stink the place up badly.

Surprisingly good on pancakes is a little butter and a sprinkle of brown sugar. Its basically a pastry at that point, but a tasty one!

I agree. Coffee should be dark and bitter, like my mood in the morning.

I just hope they don’t put armor on the glove character and try to call the new game Gauntlet.

Anything said in an English accent is automatically classy, though, so you can get away with more. I believe that the fuck utterance conversion rate works out to 5 English equals 1 American/Aussie.

Its a clever gambit to stop the Borg: have them assimilate a Ford so their Cube ship starts randomly breaking down and pumping exhaust into the cabin.

Why start someone who has never eaten with seafood? I’d start with bread own something basic, I think.

Beyond the problems of people that don’t have access to bank accounts or govt- insured IDs, etc. that are much greater, don’t forget the privacy issues of cards.

Yes, though I’m sure Momma Snowflake has screamed at them about that, too.

“Indiana man sends woman written confirmation that she was right to ditch him” is how I would have gone.

Gas prices vary around the country, so it may be more in other areas. I also don’t consider a more than 10% price hike for absolutely no performance increase for the majority of drivers to be so easily dismissed.

Right now premium is 50 cents a gallon more expensive. Counting on standardization to reduce manufacturing costs, and counting on oil producers to pass those savings on to customers is... optimistic.

I did read the article. Did you?

Which does nothing unless your car uses a high compression ratio. This would just be a huge cost increase for drivers of almost all existing cars with zero benefit.

Dominos is the best nationwide chain, though that isn’t saying much. Papa John’s and Little Ceaser’s are worse, and Pizza Hut isn’t even pizza, it’s a cry for help.