The Camry Club. Camry owners don’t talk about it, but it’s a thing. To get in you have to put in 1,000 total miles of driving at least 10 MPH under the speed limit in the passing lane. Once you do, a CC brother will pay your Camry a visit while its parked and tap in the Camry Dent, which is like your gang ink so that…

Marketing: instead of spending $0.02 per unit improving your product until it is worth buying, keep it shitty and pay someone to trick customers into thinking the product is worth buying.

I presume its because people get lost in their little social media world and don’t move when the light turns. I miss left arrows all the time because the idiot at the front doesn’t notice or doesn’t care that the light changed.

We don’t get it, because we’re “bumblefuck residents,” apparently. They have the best rain bigly there.

Yeah, in New York, beloved home to the bigot-in-chief, you just have to worry about the racist NYPD harassing her every single time she steps outside.

Have you ever seen one parked in just one parking spot? I never have... They always take up at least 2.

I’m still waiting on that shocking proof he claimed to have that Obama wasn’t born in the USA.

If they’re eating at WC they’re considered legally drunk, so they may not be the most reliable test subjects.

That’s better than the version I heard, which had to do with how it slides right through you without pausing at the stomach or intestines.

I hate musicals (particularly overexposed ones like Le Mis) and normally start fast- forwarding when someone starts singing. The Lobster sketch was silly enough to charm me, though. I think SNL should be willing to go weird more often.

I always skip the music acts, but was Jack White actually Jack Black in disguise last night? I need to go back and watch that!

Yeah, I’m not sure when Jalopnik started hosting content from “Sure, Pal... Maybe You’ve Had Enough?” magazine.

I think she’s on a personal mission to find something she doesn’t look good in. So far she hasn’t had much luck.

Yep. I like my women like I like my coffee: dark, scalding, and bitter.

Yeah, I understand why they didn’t want to do voiceover for Frank’s thought process, but in trying not to make that compromise they had to compromise the characterization.

Strange Brew was hilarious, and like my favorite elementary school teacher, it snuck some education in with the entertainment. If you’ve seen Strange Brew, you know the plot of Hamlet!

I think that’s it. Farouk absorbed Lenny’s consciousness (its implied that he has a whole collection) and has her on a leash, so even when manifesting outside of him, she’s following his orders, hoping to someday earn release.

That is apparently the real Lenny, kept hostage in SK’s menagerie. He hides from other telepaths by retreating behind captive minds, and seems to enjoy toying with them as well.

Asked for their impressions, a group of youths replied “what’s a mall?”

I’d say it looks even better now than it did then, too. Must have made the same devil’s bargain that Marissa Tomei and Gillian Anderson did to just keep getting more attractive as they age.