Oh, that would be good. The ultimate stone-faced judge.

Yeah, and on crippling student debt and on survival in an economy designed to screw anyone that isn’t already wealthy! Layabouts!

I actually bought a Flowbee and a trimmer meant for self-use because I just don’t want to deal with it anymore.

I’ve been toying with the idea of carrying an air horn. People don’t care that they’re blocking the aisle, they ignore you if you say “excuse me,” but I bet the air horn would get their attention.

Wow, a Ripping Yarns reference in the wild! That’s going in my book next to my ranked list of which black puddings were the blackest.

“language evolves”

The dictionary caved because so many people were using it wrong. This bar is not so gutless, apparently.

The OP cited ‘ironic’ as a word we’ve lost, because very few remember that it means the stated and intended meanings are opposite. People now think it means a coincidence, or an instance of Murphy’s Law, like that entire Alanis song. We’ve lost irony as a useful tool and had it replaced with something we already had.

You get very belligerent when you get called on being an asshole, and you seem to have a severely distorted sense of reality. Get back to work, Donny. You’re supposed to be running the country, not trolling from the bathroom.

Dude, you decided to derail a nice conversation with bitching about a typo. I just pointed out that that’s a jerk move and you accuse me of derailing?

There are dozens of us. Dozens!

Some people use smartphone keyboards to post, and autocomplete will pick completely different words. At the beginning of this post, my phone wanted to put “done” in place of “some” until I fixed it. For The longest time, every time I tried to write “you” my phone would switch it to “yippy”—as if I ever use that word.

Well, you started it, insulting his brilliant method of getting free lemonade!

Ok, so if a character makes any mention of finding a same-sex character being attractive, they 100% have to get together or its a hate crime. Have fun with that... I’m going to keep enjoying good TV even if they don’t ship how want them to.

Unclench. A few times, Eleanor has noted how attractive Tahani is. That does not mean she is now 100% gay and they MUST be shipped or its a hate crime. The joke is not some kind of microagression, the joke is that Tahani is very attractive.

For disrupting the normal digestion cycle the eat/poop separately lobby works so hard to keep you trapped in? Visionary genius deserves a card for that!

Shh... we’re not supposed to call attention. Be cool.

Supreme Court appointments are for life. If we get another conservative activist, it is far more than currently- scheduled cases we need to worry about. Abortion will be made illegal, even more power for the rich to buy elections will be enacted, all social justice and environmental reforms will be dismantled. We NEED…

For Uptown Girl alone, Billy Joel should be tried at the Hague for crimes against humanity. Godspeed on your time assassination, hero!

Eh, The Shining is not a good movie, either. It’s a very well-shot movie (Kubrick was great at composing a shot) but the screenplay, direction, and performances were terrible. A good-looking trainwreck, like Prometheus.