I can’t stand that about Chipotle... If you say you want an ingredient they slap on a huge amount, leaving no room for anything else. Then the tortilla bursts because they tried to pack too much in and you’re covered in it.

Mine is the 1993 Saturn SL1. It actually didn’t have three worst handling in snow, but it was very low to the ground and it was made from Tupperware. The slightest bit of snow under the nose would completely beach it. After a snowstorm, my car could follow the ruts left by other cars... until the higher snow in the…

Yes, that is what they need to do with the over-the -top marketing: chill.

Lucky you. It is an unrelenting onslaught for me.

The actor who plays Jason should get a noir detective series after TGP winds down (at least 6 seasons and a movie!) just based on how hard he can rock that suit.

Please tell me this is only the beginning of a limerick, and that the end of it is extremely vulgar.

I don’t think they have to get Eleanor and Tahani together. Sexuality is a spectrum, and even those towards the hetero end of it might have the occasional blip towards the other extreme. Like when I saw Jason in his noir suit. I’m a straight guy, but daaamn!

I don’t care how they got there, either. I do think the production staff should be watching it, though, and keeping people from getting _ too_ drunk. It’s no fun to listen to someone retch constantly and then puke. They should stop the storytellers from getting to that point.

It was my fault. I found out that The Soup was not like the rest of E! content and was actually funny. I started watching it, so of course it was cancelled soon after. I stumbled onto the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson and @midnight late in their runs, so those ended, too.

Just get a mental health professional’s note that you need an emotional support empty seat next to you or you will be anxious. And get one for an emotional support bottle of bourbon, too, so the TSA has to let it through.

“And this is how May saves the world”

I was totally expecting a grizzled old Fitz to show up as Deke’s dad, but it looks like we won’t get to see him after all. Thinking about it now, I’m not sure the timing world work... FitzSimmons would have had Deke pretty late in life for it to work out.

Fey has always used food as a comedy vice/comfort more than alcohol. Her exasperatedly shoving cake into her mouth was the same thing as Chastain chugging vino.

It’s the marketing team that I hate. If I only had to avoid FX, I’d stop watching Simpsons reruns, but the ads are everywhere, not just in FX. There’s even an ad in my DVR’s recently-watched bar now: would you like a special preview of Trashy Tabloid Annoyance Hour? Fuck, no!

Ok, now imagine that before and after you read any other article on any website, you were forced to read my original post again and again and again. You got pissy after reading it _once_, and I’ve been forced to see ads for the Tabloid Recreation Annoyance Show CONSTANTLY.

Are they? Who is it... is it you? Is it someone I don’t care about that’s on this stupid, annoying show? It’s you, isn’t it?

The main thing Fallout 3 needs is not to crash every 5 minutes. That’s what made me give up on it.

Who’s the car that won’t cop out when there’s danger all about? (Taft!)
Right on
You see this car Taft is a bad mother (Shut your mouth!)
But I’m talkin’ about Taft (Then we can dig it)
It’s not a complicated car but no one understands it but its mechanic (The Taft!)

Hm... you know, sometimes you get as close as you can to the drive-thru window without scraping your door and still have an awkward reach.

So, you think driving 90MPH over the speed limit on a narrow windy road frequented by pedestrians and cyclists, there’s no thought that someone could be hurt? That’s... wow. If someone is THAT stupid, they shouldn’t be allowed to drive. Or to leave the house without a helmet.