No, you seem to have some severe mental challenges and I doubt you’d get a pass from the home long enough for a cruise.

That’s a terrible impression of Trump. It was completely coherent! Real Trump would be more like “I make the best words bigly in my good idea-head. You don’t get it ‘cause dum-dum fake news is worst bad to me good-talking smarty.”

If you’re asking if you can get away with killing someone on a cruise, the answer is maybe. The cruise line is the only authority once you’re past territorial waters, but they’re much less likely to cover it up for you than a sexual assault by their staff.

Here’s a thought: mind your own goddamn business. If you want to control other people’s property, go live in a HOA neighborhood with other fascist busybodies.

Cruise ships are also terrible polluters and deafen echolocating creatures for vast distances, if that helps. Oh, and sexual assault is common, but since you are in international waters, nothing is done about it because the cruise line doesn’t have to answer to any government.

But it comes with free E. coli! Such a bargain!

The collapse of the Nazi regime leaving fascists nowhere else to go is the reason HOAs exist.

Respectful, like allowing them to control their own property instead of walking around the neighborhood every day with a ruler, measuring people’s grass? If you want to control her property, buy it from her. Otherwise, get bent.

We should listen to women about their reports of sexual abuse. Have any cone forward, or is there just a slanderous gossip-rag SAYING that there are women claiming abuse? Because, yeah, the Daily Mail has zero credibility its own.

I can’t say. People just liked it better that way.

I run into cars parked badly every day, so apparently people are having trouble with it. Maybe before we implement auto-parking tech, we should just have assist systems.

Yeah, ultimately they should prevent that future from happening at all.

And French. France calls rape “seduction” and has been sheltering Roman Polanski, who rapes children, for decades.

Shipping explained: some people have way too much time on their hands.

I just know that if I scroll far enough through the comments, someone will suggest that Australian water stop thing here.

Silk roads? Where we’re going we don’t need silk roads.

I’ve got 240k miles on my ‘02 LeSabre with the NA 3800. Engine has never given me a bit of trouble, but the rest of the car is steadily turning to rust around it. I figure I’ll get another 100k or so before the body falls apart, and the engine will probably still be fine.

 Detroit is Windsor, Ontario’s hat.

Well sure, if you go by a frivolous standard like his words, actions, and well-documented history, Trump comes off as racist. And misogynist. And abelist. And a sleazy, lying, corrupt, narcissistic douchebag. But if you ignore all that... hm, that’s about all there is to Trump, isn’t it?

You know that the lead image isn’t Ewan McGregor, right? That’s Jason Sudekis.