If you are traumatized by people being held to account for their own willful actions, please go fuck yourself.

It’s Flash, though... he could incinerate the evidence just by rubbing his hands together really fast, or dump it onto Earth X where 1 more corpse won’t raise any eyebrows. Or throw it all into the Speedforce to completely remove the evidence.

I’m glad. Apparently I’m in the minority, but I think Drameh is a terrible actor and has been the show’s weakest point since we got rid of Hawkdouche and Vandall Savage.

Best wishes to him on a speedy recovery. He has many more roles to play and glorious beards to grow.

In the airplane, at least you are alone in the bathroom. My local airport is where Senator Craig was peeping through the stall gaps like a fucking creep.

All Mario games with Charles Martinet’s annoying lazy Italian stereotype voice are the worse for it. It’s like Luigi from The Simpsons, only lacking the self-awareness.

I’m from the Midwest, lived in southern California for a year and couldn’t wait to move back. The weather was really nice, but the place is lousy with Californians.

You seem butthurt. Perhaps you should take the gun out of it and get a holster instead?

Fairytale of NY is one of my favorite Christmas songs. Sadly underappreciated in the U.S.

Ooh, that would have been great... a nice fake goatee of Flashback Wig quality.

Sorry for the late reply here, but there’s another SNL bit that seems unusually hard to find. It was a brief Weekend Update monologue from 2006, with Bill Hader playing Peter O’Toole, discussing how alcoholism is not an excuse for being a complete creep.

“Hell, the Arrowverse made VIBE cool.”

The nit-picking part of my brain started asking questions like that (why is there atmosphere on the remaining chunk?) but was quickly shouted down by my fun centers.

At least they listened to him, at first. Things didn’t start going really bad until they did spilt up later on.

You know that each show is graded against its own history, right? Modern Family getting a B just means it was a pretty good episode of Modern Family, not that it was better than a different show with a weaker grade.

Everybody drives on the wrong side of the road there, yet there are remarkably few accidents. Magic.

Weird Al is one of the few celebrities you can still trust to actually be a decent guy. If there turns out to be a gross skeletons in his closet I think we should just give up on the human race.

Yep, much like Steve Martin, who made it big with really dumb comedy before he let on that he’s actually an intellectual.

He’s the best. Why has he not had a Superbowl halftime gig yet? He’d be perfect!

Are you calling for a campaign of sending bologna slices to Fox News? Because I’m hearing you call for a campaign of sending bologna slices to Fox News. To the deli and the post office!