Damn it, no. Those alt-right shitstains can’t take onions. They already took New Balance shoes from us normals, they can’t have onions, too.

 The question “who is Frank” is pointless. Frank Castle is dead. He died with his family. Now there is The Punisher.

We get it, you like snuff films. Can’t you just use Faces of Death to wank off to, or does it have to be superheros for you to get it up?

 Frank Castle had a lot of screen time in Daredevil Season 2, and the characterization was way off of The Punisher. That’s OK, because he doesn’t become the Punisher until the very end.

If you can make that happen, more power to you. Can you get us switched over to the Metric system while you’re at it?

Please don’t reproduce before you kill yourself doing something stupid.

Sure, the necklace BB was after may well turn out to have some power, but hasn’t yet. BB got her powers along with the rest of the passengers on that bus. So far, the necklace has not been shown to be anything but a cultural treasure.

“1. Calling trump supporters bigots and supporters of bigots is being a bigot yourself.”

I’m having a suspension of disbelief problem with Black Bison’s powers. I’m pretty willing to go along with the crazy superpowers, but every now and then something just rankles, like Dibny stopping the helicopter instead of being pulled into the air. This time when he was holding a car he anchored himself, so that’s…

You mean the Microsoft Surface commercial featuring characters from the Flash?

They’re obviously working a redemption arc for Dibny, so they had him start off pretty horrible to leave room for improvement. It’s weird that they choose this for him, though, when he was one of the few characters that didn’t have an angsty background.

Seriously, like a guy in a wheelchair can’t be evil. The disabled can do anything the able can, including supervillany!

The necklace was just a historical artifact; she got her powers from the dark matter exposure like Ralph and the others on that bus.

I couldn’t stop wondering about the goggles he had pushed up on his hat. He’s got a huge prosthesis in one eye... there’s no way those goggles fit!

I had forgotten that she ended the episode on the disabled list. Probably for the best—it would have been tough to drag her away from Themyscira if she’d been healthy.

I’m very surprised that Sara didn’t add Helen to her historical conquests list. That we know of... I’m still 80% sure it happened.

Many of us, in moments of weakness, will reach out to past flames. David Tracy reaches out to past Jeeps. I’m honestly not sure which is more unhealthy.

I prefer the sidequesting in AssCreed games to the story missions. The reason I play those games is for historical architecture and running around on rooftops.

Hamill is very misunderstood. After RotJ he decided to do stage work for a decade and so people thought his career was in trouble.

I sure didn’t get what I voted for. Neither did the majority of Americans. I wonder if we can get an exchange.