So, anyone who isn’t an anarchist is in the KKK? That’s so stupid it actually made my head hurt. Congratulations?

That’s the deal with society. We all agree to abide by certain rules, and if you don’t there are repurcussions. What those rules are vary from place to place, but killing people is usually one of the no-nos.

But to Ayn Rand devotees and Trump Voters (so, greedy idiots, basically) it is shocking that anyone should have to contribute to the upkeep of our nation. Only corporations with billions in profits should get a handout from Uncle Sam!

Right... all 7 billion of us have to keep pumping out the spawn or the species will die off, right? Humans aren’t the most overpopulated species on earth or anything and we’ll never run out of raw resources to consume.

The Toyota Echo.

They also don’t fit in one parking space and barely fit in a lane of traffic. And that’s assuming the driver is paying attention, which with the H2 is a completely hypothetical scenario.

I don’t know... the Toyota Echo might still hold the crown by a smidge.

Because I like facts, and factually ABC did nothing wrong. They settled because they didn’t want the hassle, but that’s how legitimate reporting dies.

ABC never said it was unsafe. They just showed what it looked like and mentioned how it was made. All of that was factual. They described the appearance of the product, which is a more subjective area, but most people would agree that it is pink, and those not trying to slip it to unknowing consumers would…

 Why? It’s pink and looks slimy. Pink slime is an accurate description.

Again, you throw this out without showing ANY evidence that ABC lied or implied the slime is unsafe. Show us where ABC did either of those things.

Show how they did.

What lie did ABC tell? Where did they imply it was unsafe? Show me one quote that meets either of those criteria.

Bullshit. ABC never said anything about the safety of the slime. They just showed people the slime and people decided they didn’t want to eat it. You think its wrong to show people what is being unknowingly served to them and letting them decide if they want to eat it?

They never said anything about it being unsafe. At all.

All ABC did was call attention to this gross slime. They never made any false statements, never said the slime was unhealthy, just showed people what they were being served. You think it should be illegal to show people what they’re being served?

“I’m gonna stop doing it,” Kjellberg said. “Nazi memes are not even that funny anymore.”

Don’t worry, Nintendo already has a plan to deal with this:

I’m all for reforming the corrupt police (or tearing it all down and starting over) infrastructure in this country. That has fuck-all to do with assholes blocking the road. Blocking the road does zero towards improving equal treatment. It is just being an asshole.

Instead of writing off the thousand cars in front and assuming everybody else will guess there’s assholes blocking the road and exit the freeway en masse, maybe the assholes could just not block the freeway.